Papper Clotheslined by Mayer's Muscle

1. Stoparazzispray is the answer. Just point and threaten to shoot and watch them run away. No need for violence. Stoparazzispray.com will muck up their lens and take them 30 minutes to clean. Stoparazzispray is an advocacy org for celebrities rights to privacy.

Posted at 6:01PM on Nov 19th 2008 by George

2. HA! Homeboy got his ass KICKED!

Posted at 12:09PM on Nov 19th 2008 by Die Razzi Scum!

3. Omg another opportunity to use StoparazziSpray. Point and shoot, its the Stun Gun to the Stars. stoparazzispray.com

Posted at 12:12PM on Nov 19th 2008 by George

4. WINONA RYDER WAS RUSHED TO A UK HOSPITAL AFTER SHE GOT SICK ON A PLANE TO LONDON , PILOT HAD TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY LANDING SO THEY CAN RUSH HER TO THE HOSPITAL

Posted at 12:44PM on Nov 19th 2008 by a

5. Unprovoked?!?! All these "photojournalists" should be arrested for stalking and assault.

Posted at 12:15PM on Nov 19th 2008 by Hepzibuh

6. which team does he play for......lol i need him to coach some little league teams with moves like that

Posted at 12:28PM on Nov 19th 2008 by yvette

7. Paps are puzzy point blank. They provoke celebs to the point of anger, then retreat when they get their card pulled.

Posted at 12:30PM on Nov 19th 2008 by trilldude

8. Freaking Awesome!! It was definitely worth it you moron. All these paps should get the same treatment!! Loved it..hahahahaha!

Posted at 12:26PM on Nov 19th 2008 by CO

9. when since does john mayer need muscle hes a nobody dating a nobody john usually provokes the paps

Posted at 1:26PM on Nov 19th 2008 by bee

10. Why does John Mayer need a bodyguard?

Posted at 12:39PM on Nov 19th 2008 by grnbeetle

11. Why do you give these people the time of day? It's obvious they will assault you. Maybe if you ignore them, they would start to act like human beings. Better yet, maybe they would just go away.

Posted at 12:44PM on Nov 19th 2008 by Kitty

12. The only job a black person can get is to be a bodyguard, or in the best scenario, President.

Posted at 12:46PM on Nov 19th 2008 by John

13. Really John? Get over it already. You have to deal with that for the next 4 to 8 years so get used to it. Haha!

Posted at 2:22PM on Nov 19th 2008 by Britney

14. Of course the Paps NEVER provoke - body guards and celebrities just randomly go off on ya'll for NO REASON!!! You poor poor hard working journalists!!!! We all feel so sorry for you.

Posted at 1:22PM on Nov 19th 2008 by Oats

15. GO BABY GO! Unprovoked? WTF? The dude is freakin badass untill tables are turned and then he wants to CRY about being messed with...Karma is a bitch...MORE BODY GUARDS NEED TO DO THE SAME!!! The PAPS always say it is not personal when they are hounding people its their "JOB" well THE body guard was just doing his JOB nothing personal!

Posted at 1:34PM on Nov 19th 2008 by michele