Jessica Biel: Hot Granny Mess

16. What does she look like without the dress?

Posted at 5:56PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Superman

17. Drab.

Posted at 4:10PM on Nov 20th 2008 by BOEING 787

18. some needs to bring SEXY BACK.....

Posted at 4:16PM on Nov 20th 2008 by jj

19. While it is true that this outfit is crazy and not appealing in the least, I love how all the hogs come out to bash her. Yeah, like you pigs look better. Calling her a man? I can see it now; some fat ugly hog, getting her keyboard all sticky from the melted bon-bons, beads of sweat accumulating on her mustache, writing about how Biel is ugly and Fruit Loop JT should date her instead (her rotund, gravy-stained cheeks blush at the thought of the first kiss of her 33 year old life coming by way of Justin - Has Anyone Seen My Masculinity? - Timberlake). Believe me hogs, JT scored waaaaaay over his head.

Posted at 5:02PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Of course the hogs come out in full force

20. I'm mennonite and I wouldn't touch that dress.

Posted at 5:03PM on Nov 20th 2008 by menn o nite

21. I think she still looks beautiful, especially after putting on anything from every decade. At least she goes out in public and doesn't care what you or the other media sites have to say about her or her style of choosing. Also, at least she isn't showing off "her business" like the whores of Hollywood !!!! She can get the attention by being herself and looking respectful.
Although, I still wouldn't mind seeing some of "her business" either!!! HMMMM!!!!

Posted at 5:07PM on Nov 20th 2008 by shytymes

22. JESSICA BIEL CAN WEAR A BURLAP BAG AND STILL LOOK SUPER HOT!
SHE IS A TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY RACQUEL WELCH.

Posted at 5:14PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Johhnie Rotten

23. She's a mean woman and scares me. Therefore, no pee-pee for her.

Posted at 5:39PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Punt Speedchunk

24. Dang, I grew up Mennonite but I never looked that bad!!!

Posted at 6:19PM on Nov 20th 2008 by exmenno

25. It's called BIRTH CONTROL!!

Posted at 6:56PM on Nov 20th 2008 by forevermore

26. SHE IS A TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY RACQUEL WELCH......WHAT!!!!
That is about the most ridiculous comment I have seen yet. There is no comparisan
She has a peasant look about her that is very unappealing. But then Justin is not handsome just talented.

Posted at 8:32PM on Nov 20th 2008 by What!!!!!

27. I think it's refreshing to see a Hollywood star not looking like a $5 hooker for a change.

Posted at 10:09PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Donovan

28. Now I know why she is always unhappy. She is a size 14 and has no style.

Posted at 10:15PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Maggie Blaise

29. She's just makin' Justin work overtime to bring sexy back.

Posted at 10:45PM on Nov 20th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

30. I think it's refreshing to have a star with enough self confidence to not have to dress up every second. If the situation called for it, Jessica can still look hot. I'm thankful that so many men are excited by skinny women with boob jobs. That leaves the sexy women with real curves for the rest of us. I'll take a real woman with a curvy body every time.

Posted at 3:15PM on Nov 21st 2008 by cowbulls