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Jessica Biel: Hot Granny Mess

Jessica BielWearing Justin's '30s Dick Tracy fedora, Mary-Kate Olsen's '70s oversized owl shades, a sexy early 20th century Mennonite party/house dress, a '90s brown leather Gap belt and an '80s hair-band groupie's bag, Jessica Biel worked the timeless runway of Melrose Ave. on Wednesday.

It takes years and years and years to look as hot as Jessica!



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31. I really thought that this was a joke, and that she was dressed for a skit on "Saturday Night Live" or something.

Posted at 7:54PM on Nov 21st 2008 by Jimmy Fedoosha

32. Does anyone know the name of the TMZ staffer who reported this story on air? She is very good looking and has a sharp wit.

Posted at 3:45AM on Nov 21st 2008 by Glenn Chambers

33. It doesn't matter.
If she was with me, her clothes would be off anyway.
Then, I'd bend her over and pull her hair and ask her to spell RUN.
That's what I call, "Slippin' tha dill to Ms. Biel" A Vlasic for a classic.
Ya dig?

Posted at 4:21AM on Nov 21st 2008 by ted bundee

34. SHE SURE GOT A PRETTY MOUTH.

Posted at 4:21AM on Nov 21st 2008 by ted bundee

35. Look bottom line, Jessica biel has a face that looks like a lion. She is aging faster than most actors, In fact she looks like she has been passed around like a doobie at a greatful dead concert. Now back to my question on who is that TMZ staffer who reported this story on air. I think she is way hotter than that Costco Fattie Jessica Biel.

Posted at 4:30AM on Nov 21st 2008 by glenn chambers

36. I don't see the star quality in her or the paparazzi's attraction to her. I never have nor have a lot of people I know. She looks like she's had too much plastic surgery (nose, lips, & yes people her butt). There are so many more intriguing and "beautiful" actresses. Stop following her around, she's not worthy of TMZ's attention or ours.

Posted at 8:32AM on Nov 21st 2008 by Gambie

37. She is NOT pretty or sexy! Why do these sites and magazines keep claiming that she is sexy? I think they're trying to MAKE us THINK that she is sexy! She also started to look even worse since dating Justin.

Posted at 10:34PM on Nov 21st 2008 by tinaa

38. Mennonite? TMZ do some research, and leave out peoples religion. That's just discrimination.

Posted at 2:23PM on Nov 21st 2008 by Me

39. She is a horrible person. Anyone who has interacted with her, knows it. She needs to go away.

Posted at 6:19AM on Nov 24th 2008 by Punchy

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