No Mo' Emo: Paris Dumps Benji

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WOW - This is BIGGER than Barry being elected the new prez.

Truth be known, Benji probably dumped her skanky ass. Benji - word of advice -, you need to get your poker disinfected ASAP!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 10:08AM on Nov 20th 2008 by This is BIG

17. No loss there Benji! Get yourself a real girlfriend Paris looks like a MAN!

Posted at 12:46PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Stacey Bean Town 420

18. I actually liked them together.

Posted at 1:56AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Nicole

19. This twerp has had more wankers pointed at her than a urinal in a downtown bus station. Benji no doubt thought he was going to be the "one", not realizing that skanks will remain skanks, even if they take a break for awhile. And the remark that he is "overprotective and controlling." is the universal complaint skanks whine about after you catch them banging the Armenian Army. It's how they deflect their own crap onto the other. Skanks all work from the same playbook and script. Now Benji, call A-Rod and tell him what he's in for.

Posted at 11:28AM on Nov 20th 2008 by ark

20. Wasn't he totally cheating on her, how does she always get away with saying she did the dumping? It seems like no guy can stand to be with her very long.

Posted at 11:40AM on Nov 20th 2008 by Sleazy

21. I bet Nicole is extremely happy. Paris was just trying to get the type of life Nicole has been able to find....but Paris never will...because she is a DISEASE INFESTED SLUT!

Posted at 12:23PM on Nov 20th 2008 by cici

22. And now, for the happy-head, ain't that sweet, leave them alone love junkies, a short trip down memory lane.

"Whoa guys. Paris seems to be straightening out her life and settling down. Give the girl some slack when she is getting into a more normal life and seems to have found a great partner." Davesmomster

"Paris and Benji look like a totally hot couple to me." Tony

"I think that's sweet and sexy, a guy who takes charge like that. It's nice to be taken care of and protected." Lara

"I think Benji has been good for Paris." zzz

I look forward to this exercise when Tom and Gisele bite the bag.

Posted at 12:47PM on Nov 20th 2008 by ark

23. yeah, we remember, ark,

Looks like the Hilton's PR people are as unemployed as the rest of America

Posted at 2:19PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Brother, can you spare a Buck?

24. Porn Star

Posted at 2:21PM on Nov 20th 2008 by In Other News, Porn Star Paris Hilton...

25. Missed a bullet, folks,
We were THAT close to her reproducing

Posted at 2:37PM on Nov 20th 2008 by "Whew"!

26. The good news - she has become environmentally responsible, as she is apparently recycling boyfriends.

Posted at 2:48PM on Nov 20th 2008 by ark

27. Wow. To think Benji lost an -actual- hottie girlfriend just to be dumped by a used-up wonkey-eyed brain dead sasquatch.

Good job, loser.

Paris only "collected" Benji because Nicole Richie had a Madden, it was trendy to have a pet emo at the time. Now, pet emos are soooo last season.

Posted at 5:05PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Isabella

28. The photo looks the way she was drawn in the South Park episode.

Posted at 6:53PM on Nov 20th 2008 by ark

29. Benji has been trying to shake this tramp off from the start. Now the Hiltons are pretending Paris dumped Benji to save face. It was no accident Paris was photographed with Stavros, it was designed to make Benji jealous. The Hiltons are so transparent and pathetic.

Posted at 7:48PM on Nov 20th 2008 by Thank god Benji finally dumped the tramp

30. paris haters smoke weasel turds for breakfast

Posted at 10:12PM on Nov 20th 2008 by bobbyozone