Ashlee and Pete -- Jungle Fever

And their next child shall be named Queens Baloo.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had their kid yesterday (well done, blah blah blah), but couldn't resist the temptation to give their new son a name that will make him either very cool or most likely deeply resentful for a long time. That is, Bronx Mowgli -– as in asphalt jungle and Jungle Book.

Everybody's healthy and happy, by the way.

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46. that kid is going to grow up gay for sure! either that or he'll be President...

wtf???!!!

Maybe Jessica will be a little smarter when it comes to naming her kids!
"JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!! LEARN FORM YOUR SISTER'S MISTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted at 10:19PM on Nov 21st 2008 by -Bemmels

47. Barf! Now that is the worst name ever. Yuck.

Posted at 10:02PM on Nov 21st 2008 by Kat

48. Is everyone forgetting about Jason Lee's son's name!? come on now Pilot Inspektor....i would rather be named Bronx Mowgli instead of that...or what about all of Frank Zappa's kids..MoonUnit/Dweezle. I love the name, and i love the jungle book they at lease picked a good character. Man, you guy's would have a field day with my kid's names they're all named after horror film actors and greek/norse mythology characters!

Posted at 1:47PM on Nov 30th 2008 by MommyMayhem

49. I knew a wonderful racing greyhound named Mowgli. He was the sweetest, most gentle gentleman and when he came off the track, he was laid back and well adjusted. When it comes to house pets, the greyt greys are the best.

Posted at 10:21PM on Nov 21st 2008 by 2 cents worth

50. How frickin stupid are these people. That name is worse than Zuma. Seriously they need to be smacked up side their heads.

Posted at 10:30PM on Nov 21st 2008 by briea

51. The named their kid so he could have the initials BMW!!!

Posted at 1:18AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by StephB

52. The only people who would name their child "Bronx" are 2 people who have never been there (going to the zoo or Riverdale doesn't count). Someone who will clearly never have to worry about money, racial descrimination or ... well anything really, is named after the nation's poorest Cong. district. Hell my prof. missed a class because he got mugged on his way to Fordham on morn. Anyone remember "Bronx" was the name of the dog on the cartoon Gargoyles? Idiots.

Posted at 9:56AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by ac

53. If i see one more pink nipp?? pink P@##$ white whore christian pregnant b4 marriage then has a shot gun wedding I'm gonna scream. Bad enough tv is filled with milky,pastly pale flat ass white women now these whores can't keep there stinky pu$$ies closed gro$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! White trash at it'$ worst where is Papa jo can't control ur girls Vagina'$?

Posted at 11:10PM on Nov 22nd 2008 by Faye

54. Bronx is a good name, hopefully this kid will live up to the moniker and be tough and independent. It's surprising that the Peter Lewis Kingston Wentz name has stopped at Pete himself no fourth Pete. Pete was a gorgeous baby, Bronx will be a cutie too.

Posted at 1:42AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by rox

55. Y is every 1 slamming them its a good name

Posted at 6:23PM on Nov 24th 2008 by christian

56. i wanna b ashlee!
luckkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Posted at 8:28PM on Feb 9th 2009 by sophina

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