Britney Smokin' at the Courthouse!

16. Jakeit?

Posted at 7:13PM on Nov 21st 2008 by Two Bits

17. Please take your yeast infested face and your chain smokin ways and go to the Courtney Love school of living off money your no talent ass got you. Come on what a role model her and her whore sister are , well at least the sister isn't a zit faced skank with no talent...............well maybe she is. Anyway please do a Anna Nicloe and die you Dunce.

Posted at 9:47PM on Nov 21st 2008 by britney should pound salt

18. 13. Maybe she asked for the bathroom b/c she is insecure and wanted to make sure she looked good. Maybe she has an incontinence problem. Maybe tmz should get off that case and start pointing out the progress she had made in the last several months. Can't wait for the tour!!!

Posted at 6:51PM on Nov 21st 2008 by Jack54
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Or maybe she just asked for the bathroom because she wanted to pee.

The people here who are trashing her for wanting to go to the bathroom are no doubt a bunch of losers who just whip it out in public or squat anywhere they feel like it ... or probably they're folks who just pee all over themselves.

Posted at 10:24PM on Nov 21st 2008 by The rest of us, including Britney, use bathrooms.

19. brits cool that dumb conservatorship needz 2 end.

Posted at 7:01AM on Nov 24th 2008 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist

20. I HOPE SHE BLOWS HER BRAINS OUT WITH A GUN

Posted at 12:47AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by jINGO

21. Is anyone else other than me completely underwhelmed by this information? I loved "Hit Me Baby One More Time," but I'm SO SICK of Britney news, I could just buy a ticket to LAX, take the next bus to TMZ headquarters, ring their doorbell and cold clock the first chap who answers (I don't hit women, so I'd wait for a dude) ALA Stewie Griffin to Will Ferrell for "Bewitched." Enough is enough. Britney is hot, she want to tour. I'm not buying a ticket to the concert if che comes to Chicago. Next subject please.

Posted at 1:49AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by Don

22. Jingo I totally agree. But she is such a BLONDE DUNCE she wouldn't know what end to point to her head. Oh and correct one thing this zit faced turd burgler has no brain just fried chicken and smoke in there. Do an Anna Nicole and go zitney

Posted at 8:48AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by britney should pound salt

23. Okay I am really confused TMZ. There isn't even 2 hours between 2 Britney Spears posting, both claiming that she is hot and looking great again. problem is, she has dark brown hair in on and blonde in the other. Now we all know that the girl likes wig's, but I have checked out the pictures and they aren't wigs, so what is the deal? Oh and did I mention that in between her hair coloring, she actaully went to court. So how does she manage to pull all of this off?

Posted at 1:54PM on Nov 22nd 2008 by Cody

24. 22. Okay I am really confused TMZ. There isn't even 2 hours between 2 Britney Spears posting, both claiming that she is hot and looking great again. problem is, she has dark brown hair in on and blonde in the other. Now we all know that the girl likes wig's, but I have checked out the pictures and they aren't wigs, so what is the deal? Oh and did I mention that in between her hair coloring, she actaully went to court. So how does she manage to pull all of this off?

Posted at 1:54PM on Nov 22nd 2008 by Cody
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TMZ has file photographs of Britney. These are photos that were taken some time in the past that are being kept on file.

What TMZ usually likes to do is find the ugliest photos they can dig up of Britney from their files and then write some sort of asinine, third-grade-level "story" about her that makes her behavior seem to be as bad as the photo looks.

This time, they just dug up a halfway normal looking photo of Britney from the files -- I'm talking about the brown-haired picture. This time, they decided to write something less negative about her, so they picked a less-ugly-than-usual looking file photo.

The blonde photo is more up to date.

Posted at 5:44PM on Nov 22nd 2008 by The Decline of Western Civilization, Part 2

25. I LOVE TO DRESS UP LIKE BRITNEY AND THEN MASTERBATE IN FRONT OF A MIROR.

Posted at 5:46PM on Nov 22nd 2008 by jINGO

26. I want Britney to pound salt into my pud. I yearn for her to stand over me and look down on me and sneer with contempt before she goes to work on me between my legs.

This really gets me excited.

Posted at 5:50PM on Nov 22nd 2008 by britney should pound salt

27. I have the hots for jINGO. I want him to call me his "trash toy" while he gives me an enema.

Posted at 5:52PM on Nov 22nd 2008 by britney should pound salt

28. Oh my God how disgusting Britney go pound salt is you remind me of that dirtbag BASBALL MONKEY GO SOCKS

Posted at 11:54AM on Nov 23rd 2008 by BASEBALL MONKEY

29. 28. brits cool that dumb conservatorship needz 2 end.

Posted at 7:01AM on Nov 24th 2008 by todd lissner anti adult anti wholesomeness activist
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Britney is severely lacking in intelligence, and she's selfish, narcissistic, and extremely immature. How long after the conservatorship ends do you think it will be before she's melting down again?

See this comment: http://www.tmz.com/2008/11/21/refurbished-britney-unveiled/6#c15730143

Posted at 11:30AM on Nov 24th 2008 by okay dokay