It might seem obvious -- but when Holly Madison was asked which one of her men is the better lover, she was forced to choose between the douche bag paying for her dinner -- or the old bag who signs her checks.
Filed under: Hook-Ups, Playboy
1. OMG!!!!!! WHO DO U THINK ? THE MAN WITH THE PENIS OR
THE MAN WITH THE SKIN ? OR WHATEVER'S DOWN THERE DO
U REALLY THINK THAT THE HUF. STILL HAS SEX OR EVER DID
HAVE SEX W/ HOLLY OR THE OTHER ONES?
I THINK THEY'RE GOOD ACTORS TALK
ABOUT FAKIN' IT. OMG!!!!!!!
ZINA
Posted at 5:27AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by IT'S ME ZINA
2. "Holly, please stop at the pharmacy on the way home and pick up my Depends undergarments. They called and said my 55 gallon container of Viagra is ready, too."
Posted at 6:54AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by Hef, AKA "Puffin"
3. I think we all know that Hef is the winner here....Looks like Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos is taking Hef's sloppy seconds.
Mr. Sarantakos is just a self-absorbed fake...his "tricks" are all done with the audience knowing and camera tricks.
Hey Holly, enjoy that micro penis.
Posted at 6:56AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by CA_Hater
4. OH HO-LLY- YOU ARE ALL ABOUT SECURING YOUR BIKINI WAX, LOUIS VUITTON GOLD DIGGER LIFESTYLE.
HEF IS GOING BANKRUPT SO YOU ARE JUMPING TO SOMEONE ELSE'S BED WHO HAS THE MILLIONS FOR YOU TO RUN THROUGH LIKE WATER. YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD,
YOU WENT FROM ONE MARRIED MAN TO ANOTHER AND YES PEOPLE HUGH HEFNER AND CRISS ANGEL ARE STILL MARRIED MEN!!! I DO MY HO-MEWORK!!
Posted at 6:57AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by MRS CRISS ANGEL
5. Oh, please. It is just a silly show. Hef is married, and so is Bridgette. Cris's show is a bomb. The reviews in Vegas were awful. But I hope his wife gets a nice slice of pie from his 100 million contract.
Posted at 8:23AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by Clara
6. SLEEZER versus GEEZER. Maybe the girl should check behind door number three.
Posted at 8:47AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by Kay
7. Who is more stupid--the paps or Holly? Stupid questions, then she says "OMG, you guys are explicit." WTF does that mean?!?
Posted at 9:21AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by nsaustin
8. at least he let's her out of the house!
Posted at 10:00AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by anon
9. Decisions, decisions, decisions. The work of a parasite is never finished.
Posted at 10:19AM on Nov 22nd 2008 by kan
10. criss this black girl loves u please dump holly. i am so jealous.
Posted at 1:33PM on Nov 22nd 2008 by butter pecan
11. Criss you could do so much better than that Gold Digger Skank! Obviously the girl is sick in the head...
Posted at 3:07PM on Nov 22nd 2008 by CAfromVA
12. Please someone tell me when we won't have to hear about these cheap ladies anymore! When will this show just go away?
I get such a headache when just a commercial about the show is aired! The dumbing of America is hepled out by stupid shows like this one.
To think that there are actually people who watch this! Get a real job girls, go to school, work at Burger King, it would give you more dignity then you all have now. To you really think peole respect you? Really? Do you not have a clue about what they MUST be saying about all you when you are not around? GGGEEEZZZZ where are your Mothers? How proud they must be.
Oh look, my daughter posed naked yet again for money, do you think her boobs look real Mabel? Isn't she just pretty? How about that pubic hair cut, isn't that nice work? Come on is this what you gals wanted out of life? I hope not.
Posted at 1:34PM on Nov 24th 2008 by icky
13. NASTY BOTH OF THEM. DOES SHE REALLY WANT PAM ANDERSONS SLOPPY SECONDS? AND DOES HE REALLY WANT HER AFTER BEING WITH HEF? B-A-R-F!!!!
Posted at 1:43AM on Nov 26th 2008 by CALI_T
14. I love the show.
I love Hef.
I love Holly.
I will not love the show without Hef & Holly.
Bridget is just the sweetest person.
Kendra has the best personality.
But my favorite is Mary. She reminds me of my mother.
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
Posted at 7:57PM on Nov 27th 2008 by FYI
15. @CA_Hater
how cute, you are jealous!!!! hahaha
Posted at 5:43AM on Jan 14th 2009 by lala
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