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Ho-phie's Choice -- Playmate's Incision Decision

11/22/2008 5:15 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

It might seem obvious -- but when Holly Madison was asked which one of her men is the better lover, she was forced to choose between the douche bag paying for her dinner -- or the old bag who signs her checks.
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1.

ZINA    

OMG!!!!!! WHO DO U THINK ? THE MAN WITH THE PENIS OR
THE MAN WITH THE SKIN ? OR WHATEVER'S DOWN THERE DO
U REALLY THINK THAT THE HUF. STILL HAS SEX OR EVER DID
HAVE SEX W/ HOLLY OR THE OTHER ONES?
I THINK THEY'RE GOOD ACTORS TALK
ABOUT FAKIN' IT. OMG!!!!!!!
ZINA

2098 days ago
2.

FLAKEY WHITE STUFF    

I think we all know that Hef is the winner here....Looks like Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos is taking Hef's sloppy seconds.

Mr. Sarantakos is just a self-absorbed fake...his "tricks" are all done with the audience knowing and camera tricks.

Hey Holly, enjoy that micro penis.

2098 days ago
3.

lala    

@CA_Hater
how cute, you are jealous!!!! hahaha

2098 days ago
4.

Zebedee Doodah    

"Holly, please stop at the pharmacy on the way home and pick up my Depends undergarments. They called and said my 55 gallon container of Viagra is ready, too."

2098 days ago
5.

CALI_T    

NASTY BOTH OF THEM. DOES SHE REALLY WANT PAM ANDERSONS SLOPPY SECONDS? AND DOES HE REALLY WANT HER AFTER BEING WITH HEF? B-A-R-F!!!!

2098 days ago
6.

jonalisa    

at least he let's her out of the house!

2098 days ago
7.

Clara    

Oh, please. It is just a silly show. Hef is married, and so is Bridgette. Cris's show is a bomb. The reviews in Vegas were awful. But I hope his wife gets a nice slice of pie from his 100 million contract.

2098 days ago
8.

Kay    

SLEEZER versus GEEZER. Maybe the girl should check behind door number three.

2098 days ago
9.

nsaustin    

Who is more stupid--the paps or Holly? Stupid questions, then she says "OMG, you guys are explicit." WTF does that mean?!?

2098 days ago
10.

kan    

Decisions, decisions, decisions. The work of a parasite is never finished.

2098 days ago
11.

blackandwhitegirl    

criss this black girl loves u please dump holly. i am so jealous.

2098 days ago
12.

CAfromVA    

Criss you could do so much better than that Gold Digger Skank! Obviously the girl is sick in the head...

2098 days ago
13.

yeah....and?    

Please someone tell me when we won't have to hear about these cheap ladies anymore! When will this show just go away?
I get such a headache when just a commercial about the show is aired! The dumbing of America is hepled out by stupid shows like this one.

To think that there are actually people who watch this! Get a real job girls, go to school, work at Burger King, it would give you more dignity then you all have now. To you really think peole respect you? Really? Do you not have a clue about what they MUST be saying about all you when you are not around? GGGEEEZZZZ where are your Mothers? How proud they must be.

Oh look, my daughter posed naked yet again for money, do you think her boobs look real Mabel? Isn't she just pretty? How about that pubic hair cut, isn't that nice work? Come on is this what you gals wanted out of life? I hope not.

2096 days ago
14.

Just my opinion    

I love the show.
I love Hef.
I love Holly.
I will not love the show without Hef & Holly.
Bridget is just the sweetest person.
Kendra has the best personality.
But my favorite is Mary. She reminds me of my mother.
Happy Thanksgiving to all!

2093 days ago

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