It looks like David Beckham made the right choice when he chose a sport that only punishes his legs.
You may not be able to tell by his face, but boxer Ricky Hatton actually won his fight last night with ease.
The two Englishmen partied together at Studio 54 in Las Vegas after the brawl. And, we're told, Becks shacked up at the Hardwood Suite in the Palms. It's got a full regulation hoops court in it, which we're sure was very useful for a guy who doesn't ever use his hands on the field.