Hummer? We Hardly Knew Her!

Paris Hilton is back to her vapid ways.
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Last night, looking like a bejeweled Pocahontas, Hiltie left STK in a stretch Hummer, thankfully dancing and singing after the doors and windows were shut tight.

She then reappeared at the 16th birthday party of Crystal Rock Audigier, Ed Hardy's spoiled little daughter. Hilton was part of the unveiling of not one, but two cars Crystal scored.

Happy birthday. Let them eat cake, then purge it.

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31. Jealous minds.
Paris Hilton isn't doing anything wrong and all of Hollywood shows up at various parties. Geez.

Posted at 8:22PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Vera

32. Isn't she a little old to be going to a teenager's B-day party?

Posted at 8:25PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Kay

33. Pushing 30 and a show called my new BFF??? I don't think anyone but our 13 year old babysitters uses a term like that. She's a child. She should grow up.

Posted at 9:32PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Sally

34. She sat on the Larry King Show and lied through her teeth. All of those empty promises. What a disgusting life form she is. Yet, many teenage girls all over America look up to her as a role model. I don't think anyone is jealous of her inherited money per se. It's just the fact that she is a nasty role model / porn star and is hailed as a celebrity even though she has no talent and is an ex-con. It's disgusting.

Posted at 10:59PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Daisy Lou

35. What does a 16 year old need with 2 cars? These rich whomevers give outrageous things to thier children, yet never teach them how to become decent adults. Case in point...why was a 27 year old woman invited to a 16 year olds' birthday party in the first place? I am sure she instantly had all the attention focused on her the minute she made her grand entrance. How wonderful for the birthday girl to be upstaged by Paris "I am a rich waste of time" Hilton.

Posted at 12:19PM on Nov 24th 2008 by N

36. I for one am not jealous of Paris, I am frustrated! Here is a woman / girl that has the money to do something great with her life! How many of us would be further in school, or have a more advanced degree if we did not have to worry about how we would pay for school? How many good works could she do with the money she has? Hell, if she even just earned her inheritance, went to business school and learned how to run the darn hotel chain she is a part of? As for two cars for a 16 year old.... I think with the economy going in the toilet the rich and famous are going to need to learn to humble themselves if they want to keep their fans. With a record amount of people getting most of their food from food banks, it is hard to stomache the fact that the 16 year old daughter of a man who makes over-priced t-shirts is getting two cars for her birthday.

Posted at 11:26PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by peep

37. Don Ed Hardy is a tattoo artist. Christian Audigier is a designer who started the "Ed Hardy" clothing line based on those tattoos, and has a spoiled daughter....Not that anyone at TMZ cares about facts.

Posted at 12:18AM on Nov 24th 2008 by Ignorant is as ignorant does.

38. I can't wait till someone kidnaps Paris and holds her for ransom. I bet you her parents won't answer the phone calls because they are sick of her too!.............Let us all pray to our Lord Jesus H. Christ that Paris gets kidnapped and held for ransom and that no one pays up the money so we won't have to deal with this douchbag anymore...AMEN!

Posted at 2:56AM on Nov 24th 2008 by ubabygorilla

39. Can someone PLEASE off this sperm burping street trash? About the only person on planet earth (besides her parents) who has anything good to say about her is that retarded wierdo, 800 pound gayrilla. She's a total waste of oxygen; just thinking of her disgusts me.

SOMEONE, PLEASE OFF HER. OFF HER NOW!

Posted at 3:18AM on Nov 24th 2008 by NY121

40. What the hell is a 16 year old going to do with two cars. These rich parents set their children up for failure. I hope they never go bankrupt...poor little rich girl would not have a clue as to how to fend for herself in the real world of working hard and actually to EARN a living.

Posted at 7:29AM on Nov 24th 2008 by not2breckonedwith

41. at least this whore found a car that she can park in her vagina!!!!!

Posted at 12:05PM on Nov 24th 2008 by nicole

42. Ed Hardy is not Crystal's papa! Christian Audigier is her papa! Ed Hardy is suing Mr. Audigier right now and would not like to hear he is buying Chritians daughter two cars! And hey, didn't Mr. Audigier promise Kim K that he would not promote Paris or give her clothes if Kim got her family to wear his duds on her Hawaii show?!?! Guess I understand why he is being sued by Ed Hardy!!!

Posted at 5:35PM on Nov 24th 2008 by Boudica

43. Paris' name should be in no particular order... Paris Herpes Hilton Ho' !! What a waste of money on this biatch ho" !! Yeah, I paid for it!! Don't be a fool... cover your tool, especially with this piece of skank ho with a valley veejay!! Even plastic surgery does not appear to help in that area!!

Posted at 11:20AM on Nov 25th 2008 by I did 'er

44. If you detest Paris Hilton so much, why do you even "waste time" on reporting her activities? Viewers are just as bad, you take time out of your day to express your hatred and resentment towards Paris just so you can feel better about yourselves because she happens to live a lifestyle you can only dream about. These attitudes tell me a whole lot more about you people than about Paris Hilton.

Posted at 12:28AM on Nov 27th 2008 by Charlie N

45. 44!! THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT.
It is so annoying to read some of the BS that people on here have to say about someone they don't even know.
I think Paris is probably the sweetest person, the paps have made her out to look so horrible and these idiots in here just eat it up and spit out the most irritating innuendoes I have ever seen. Get a life people, she is human and I bet a million bucks that if you had a lot of money and you were in your 20s still single, you would be out having fun too.
She makes money on her own too, it is not all from her inheritance. JESUS!
I love celeb gossip too but I would never sit and spit at them like this, because if you were smart you would understand it is merely gossip and you have nothing to do with it at all.

Posted at 8:34PM on Dec 22nd 2008 by kberendt

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