I'm a Pepper, You're a Schmuck

In these hard economic times, we will all benefit from a doctor's misdiagnosis of Guns N' Roses.

The honchos at Dr. Pepper made a promise back in March that everyone would get free soda if G'N'R released another album.

It seemed like a good bet, after Axl Rose made false promises for 17 years.

But the day has come, so everyone can now log onto DrPepper.com and get a free 20 oz soda. But they're not making it easy -- they'll send you a coupon that will get to you in 4 to 6 weeks. Bastards.



Tags: dr pepper, DrPepper, guns and roses, GunsAndRoses

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16. They are not making it easy in other ways also - their website hasn't worked all day.
And when you go to the website and click on the promo for the free Dr. Pepper, you are taken to another website to "sign up" - except there you only fill in your name, zip code, and email address - so I am assuming that you have to respond with whatever they send you in email to give them your actual address maybe? But it doesn't really matter, because for the last 4 hours, the info on that page will not even transmit because their servers keep crashing out.

They've known about this for a while now. They could have set up mirrors and brought in some more servers to handle the traffic, instead they made it nearly impossible for most people to even claim their free reward. Kinda sounds like they set it up like this so they wouldn't have to pay up.

Posted at 12:55PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Disturbed

17. In keeping with the album it would be funnier if the coupon didn't arrive for 17 years.

Posted at 1:11PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Tillulah

18. Can't get to their site.. Wonder how a class action lawsuit for false advertisement would sound to em? Boycott Dr Pepper and all products

Posted at 1:27PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Kay

19. What a bunch of whiners. It's a free item. It's been advertised all over the internet. Of course the website is going to have heavy traffic. If you really want one, keep trying to log in. I signed up for mine 3 hours after it opened with zero problems..

Posted at 8:23PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Belle

20. The link does not work! I love Dr. Pepper, but that is shady!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:57PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by BBBoricua

21. In the late 90's M&M candies had a contest to "Win a Year's Supply of M&M's" if you opened a bag that had a gray M&M. Lo and behold DID open a bag with a gray M&M! Just like when Charlie found the golden ticket in 'Willie Wonka'! I thought I would receive a giant box thru UPS or something....Ha! I got an envelope with a stack of COUPONS for individual bags of M&M's. Not only was it lame-azz coupons, but each one was dated to only be good from one certain date to another, so I could only get one pack at a time on the dates specified. What a rip. I never bothered to cash in any of the coupons..............

Posted at 2:14PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Lauren

22. Hey, free sh!t is free sh!t. Can't hurt, can it?

Posted at 2:23PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Holly

23. I knew the site would get over loaded and crash today

thats why I did it at 4am
had no issues....should get my coupon whenever they ship out

but it still sucks...thought the offer was 1 can/bottle for "everyone"....now its just 1 can per household (and they get your email and mailing address in their system to spam you with in the future)
...hell the cost of mailing out the coupons is gonna be more then the few cents it takes to make a bottle of Dr. Pepper

dumb move Dr.

you could have gotten alot more free press if you had someone at every grocery store handing out a bottle or coupon to everyone for a few hrs today...probably cost them less too...or make a deal with some of the fastfood resturants
the cost of foutain drinks is only a couple pennys (the cups cost more then the syrup they use to make it)

Posted at 3:04PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by M.H.

24. These cheap bastards. The offer isn`t for Canadians. Because obv people from Canada don`t matter to them. I think that it is going against what they said. They didn`t say only to America.

Posted at 4:48PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by cindy

25. Site doesn't open??? Funny. Cheap a****. I hope soneone starts a class action suit on them for false advertising!

Posted at 4:18PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Hopeful

26. just went to the Dr. pepper
site , 6 more hours to register to get your coupon, but it crashed as soon as i was done filling out my info. FYI, you can go to Guns and Roses myspace page and there they have all 14 tracks of the new cd, there you can listen to them and decide weather or not you want to buy it.

Posted at 5:16PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by kjk

27. Yea...way to go Dr. Pepper...your site doesn't even work!

Posted at 8:04PM on Feb 8th 2009 by Me!

28. I wasn't able to get my coupon either. I made a copy of the error and emailed them (took an HOUR for the Contact Us page to work). I sent them a copy of the error and said I hoped they would honor it. They should have tested the site before today. Stupid Dr. Pepper.

Posted at 6:28PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Kathy

29. yea that site doesnt work anymore neither does the 800 # , lol wonder if it was b/c TMZ got ahold of it :))

Posted at 7:26PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by stacie

30. DR. PEPPER, LIKE GUNS & ROSES SUCKS. I WOULDN'T DRINK THAT CRAP OR LISTEN TO G & R. THEY STUNK IN THE 90'S AND THEY'RE EVEN WORSE NOW. WHITE TRASH GARBAGE!

Posted at 7:58PM on Nov 23rd 2008 by Sir Nigel Buttercrumpett

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