Miley -- Barely Legal

The biggest tween pop star in the world is so big ... she's gigging at law firms.

Miley Cyrus will be the main attraction at the Lanier Law Firm's "Christmas Cheers and Charity" party next month, reports the Houston Chronicle, where she could be getting upwards of $250K to play for the JDs and their families. They're expecting seven to eight thousand people, or about a tenth of her usual audience.

The invite for the party is pimping "Texas Bar-B-Q, fajitas and amusements." So much for Miley.

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16. yes miley is the entertainment, but it is also a charity event for the Children of Guatemala
people are to bring or donate items for schools in guatemala so the firm is not wasting their money...............

Posted at 12:13PM on Nov 24th 2008 by Houston

17. I'm not usually mean to kids, but I'm sick of seeing this one every time I open a magazine or log on or go to the grocery store. I went to buy linens the other day, and there she was, all over the towels. She's homely and irritating. Go away!

Posted at 12:18PM on Nov 24th 2008 by Kay

18. just another disney ho -- there turning them out as fast as they can and there turning ho faster and younger everyday THANKS DISNEY hahaha

Posted at 12:43PM on Nov 24th 2008 by booboo

19. Im sorry #14, it should have been #11

Posted at 12:49PM on Nov 24th 2008 by imho

20. This event is for Charity!! No matter what you think of her, if having Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana at this event will help raise millions of dollars for a good cause, then so be it!!

Posted at 1:08PM on Nov 24th 2008 by Kayla

21. It is funny my husband has a blow up doll with the same stupid look that mily has. She is an ugly looking child and if she did not have a popular show on t.v. no one would even look at her.

Posted at 2:15PM on Nov 24th 2008 by yummy

22. That photo makes her look like a complete mouth breathing mule.

Posted at 2:30PM on Nov 24th 2008 by Hahahahahahahaha

23. I HATE THIS SNOT NOSE LITTLE B-OTCH ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE NO TALENT KANYE WEST !!!!

Posted at 4:10PM on Nov 24th 2008 by Mr. Bill Bo Baggens

24. i just want all those people who are saying bad things about the guy shelling out the cash to know that this a family party & it raises money for charity. i have attended these parties for a few years and was even fortunate enough to get married at the house & it is all because of the unbelievable generosity of this man and his family. instead of throwing some big party for the members of his law firm he instead throws a family barbeque for his friends as well.

Posted at 4:21PM on Nov 24th 2008 by cm in houston

25. Miley's face looks like the face of a blow-up sex doll, her mouth is a total sex doll mouth, meant for one thing only, ingesting sperm.

Posted at 4:32PM on Nov 24th 2008 by Red Bowles

26. Folks, this girl is annoying, cannot sing nor can she act. PERIOD!! Sure, she may be rich and all but, she's not talented, and that goes for her mullet wearing daddy. There really is no talent coming out of Disney and the Jonas Bros. are another crew of talentless intrusion. I'm sure all the youngsters love miley & jonas', but that doesn't mean they are talented. I surely did watch the AMA's last night and was definitely disappointed at the lack of.

Posted at 7:03PM on Nov 24th 2008 by Stop it already

27. "10. You haters are completely comical to me. Miley is AWESOME. And in case you are numb from the neck up, people (celebrities, her peers) are commending her on a good performance at the AMAs. And now there is talk that her song "I Thought I Lost You" from Bolt may get an Oscar nod? I hope that makes you haters soooo damn sick you choke on your own
venom. Miley rox .......and she will despite all of your hating. Keep putting her down, it is only making her and those that support her that much tougher, resilient, and determined. MiCy fan 4EVA

Posted at 11:43AM on Nov 24th 2008 by ANM"

Dont you just love the way preteens spell? "Miley rox...MiCy fan 4EVA" LMFAO!

Posted at 6:32PM on Nov 24th 2008 by Mr. Jones

28. what is wrong with Miley's mouth? Cleft pallete reconstruction surgery, i'm sure. And don't even get me started on her voice. eee-gad!

Posted at 7:04PM on Nov 24th 2008 by Joel

29. Hey #20 you must be ugly as hell and suck in bed if your husband has a sex doll. He must need that because he isn't interested in your ugly ass

Posted at 10:21PM on Nov 24th 2008 by rick

30. I've been saying Miley is the most unfortunate looking youngster for quite a long time and I'm glad to see there are those who agree with me. Whoever decided to promote her needs counseling. Her talent level is equal to her lackluster father and I for one hope her 15 minutes of fame are over very soon. She may be rich but her future is bleak in many, many ways. With over saturation of Brad and Angelina plus Miley.....it's enough to make a person want to quit seeing movies, TV, listening to music, radio.... you name it.

Posted at 2:07PM on Nov 25th 2008 by judy

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