Miley -- Barely Legal

The biggest tween pop star in the world is so big ... she's gigging at law firms.

Miley Cyrus will be the main attraction at the Lanier Law Firm's "Christmas Cheers and Charity" party next month, reports the Houston Chronicle, where she could be getting upwards of $250K to play for the JDs and their families. They're expecting seven to eight thousand people, or about a tenth of her usual audience.

The invite for the party is pimping "Texas Bar-B-Q, fajitas and amusements." So much for Miley.

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31. I don't find her at all attractive and she sounds like she has a stopped up nose most of the time. She is the cash cow for her family. Too bad.

Posted at 11:22AM on Nov 26th 2008 by Harriet

32. 20. It is funny my husband has a blow up doll with the same stupid look that mily has. She is an ugly looking child and if she did not have a popular show on t.v. no one would even look at her.

Posted at 2:15PM on Nov 24th 2008 by yummy
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You're one cool woman, yummy! There are millions of men who wish they had a wife that let them have sex with a blow-up doll ... expecially one which resembles an underage teen. I see why you call yourself "yummy".

Do you and your husband play games together with that doll? You must be so hot!

By the way, do you ever do threesomes?

Posted at 1:09AM on Nov 26th 2008 by George W. Bush

33. Good'ol Christian girl

Posted at 1:22AM on Nov 26th 2008 by Melvin

34. Hey Yummy: where did your ol' man get that doll that looks like Miley? I want to get me one.

I also want a sex doll that looks just like Sarah Palin and who has a voice that keeps saying "you betcha".

Posted at 1:27AM on Nov 26th 2008 by Mitt Romney

35. While we're on the subject of sex dolls, I want one that looks like Donald Rumsfeld. He gets me so f*cking hot!

Posted at 1:41AM on Nov 26th 2008 by Harvey Levin

36. People need to realize- she's a 16 year old girl having fun. YOU'RE JEALOUS! You wish you were as successful and as talented as her- so stop saying negative things about her.

Posted at 8:05PM on Dec 4th 2008 by atlantagirl00

37. i think she needs to listen to her father she is going to fast her music isnt bad but still she needs to calm down and focus on her life and whats going on in it

Posted at 11:22AM on Dec 10th 2008 by mookicker

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