Shauna Sand is worthless -- just ask her latest ex-husband. 
According to court documents filed last Friday, Shauna and Romain Chavent finally really officially are divorced. But here's the best part: Romain had to fill in his gross monthly income as well as Shauna's -- for each he wrote $0.00.
So for all of you out there that said Shauna Sand dresses like a working girl, guess you were wrong.
Filed under: Dirty Divorces, Shauna Sand
1. I never heard of her, so I decided to google. The only thing interesting I could find about her is that she obtained a bachelors of arts degree and is fluent in french. Maybe she should put that degree to work because obviously her "acting" career has gone nowhere.
Posted at 5:45AM on Nov 25th 2008 by not2breckonedwith
2. All the plastic surgeries in the world couldn't take away her used up look. Her greatest accomplishment? Actually getting a playboy spread. But then again, all of Hef's girls are nothing but blond, life sized blow up dolls. Put them all in a room together and you couldn't tell them apart...and not to mention there would be more plastic in that room than at a Rubbermaid party.
Posted at 6:02AM on Nov 25th 2008 by lisa k.
3. She could be making $1500-$2000 per hour by selling herself to well heeled gents. That seems to be what she's good at, so she might as well get paid for it.
Posted at 7:14AM on Nov 25th 2008 by Luke Warmwater
4. Where does she get the money for her drugs and plastic surgery?
Posted at 8:19AM on Nov 25th 2008 by Sofia3
5. I don't know what the hell #5 is supposed to mean, but alot of people are broke in Hollywood. We assume they have money, but the truth is, alot of them are struggling too.
Posted at 8:43AM on Nov 25th 2008 by Isis
6. " SORRY , HONEY , I HAVE NO MONEY TO GIVE YOU FOR OUR DIVORCE , "
Posted at 9:34AM on Nov 25th 2008 by $ 000000000000
7. I'M SURE SHE SPENT EVERY DIME SHE HAD ON ALL THAT PLASTIC ON HER BODY. SHE LOOKS LIKE A PROSTITUTE SO NOW SHE HAS A JOB.
Posted at 9:54AM on Nov 25th 2008 by PENNY
8. If you read the entire section, it states that the income is only to be filled out if there are children involved (for child support). The 0.00 is filled in automatically by the program and are only manually changed to an amount if there are children. In a dissolution with no children and no spousal support, it is not necessary to state your income.
Posted at 9:55AM on Nov 25th 2008 by Nunya
9. Her signature alone would make a psychology thesis.
Posted at 10:01AM on Nov 25th 2008 by kan
10. Gee Harvey, aren't you a lawyer? You can't read legal paperwork? That section is for if they have minor children, it needs to be checked and the amount filled in. They don't have minor children together, so it was left blank and the amount defaulted to zero.
Posted at 10:37AM on Nov 25th 2008 by Moses
11. Chavent was ordered to take over paying her lawyer but refused to get on his knees, so.......
Posted at 10:51AM on Nov 25th 2008 by kan
12. devil is in the details...(child support)...but really...she needs to get buzy & make all the surgery pay for itself !!! only thing that comes naturally to this one is w#or*ing !!!
Posted at 11:23AM on Nov 25th 2008 by northern gypsy
13. Well think about it, she lives off the child support. She saves money by never buying shoes, always wearing the same stripper ones. When she does go out she latches on like a leach to people with money to buy her things.
Posted at 11:27AM on Nov 25th 2008 by Sofia
14.
Lorenzo Lamas, her ex-husband, is probably paying her child support for their three young daughters, and perhaps she uses some of this child support money to pay for all the plastic surgery and hooker clothing and plastic stiletto shoes ( since her court papers state that she has $ 0.00 income).
Posted at 11:37AM on Nov 25th 2008 by orchidgirlFL
15. I can't believe Shauna has no income whatsoever. What about selling the shoes, modelling for photos? She's been in some TV shows and movies? I couldn't estimate her income, but ZERO doesn't seem possible as a general statement.
If she is in a phase where she's making zip, that can be OK for a while if it's a transition phase and she handles it good; 1) finish of the past, 2) get effective R&R, 3) build up the next phase in a healthy way. Transition phases are EXACTLY when you'd like NOT to be working. Screw society sometimes, absolute freedom is a rare and precious thing that needs to be handled well, it's never permanent and shouldn't be, and isn't, not even for comets!
Posted at 12:12PM on Nov 25th 2008 by PolarBear
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