Urine Trouble -- Whizzinator Makers Plead Guilty

Posted Nov 25th 2008 1:46PM by TMZ Staff

The two whizzes who created a device to beat drug tests just learned a valuable lesson: You don't pee on the United States government out of a fake penis and tell 'em it's raining.

Robert Catalano and George Wills have just plead guilty in U.S. District Court for conspiring to sell the Whizzinator -- a prosthetic penis sold with a heating device and dried urine which, quite obviously, helps people fake their way through drug tests.

A couple of famous people have been busted for slangin' around the fake phallus over the years -- including actor Tom Sizemore and former NFL running back Onterrio Smith.

The streamline engineers face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 fine.


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1. Anything that contains "conspiring" is not a true decision. Stop the government or it will stop you.

Posted at 1:51PM on Nov 25th 2008 by Buckshot

2. I don't get why they are in trouble. They just created a product, shouldn't the people that are trying to use it be the ones in trouble?

Posted at 1:58PM on Nov 25th 2008 by whiz kid

3. I interviewed for this company back in late 2005 as their accountant, and asked them if it was legal and they said, "We haven't got shut down yet". Thank goodness I didn't take the job!

Posted at 2:05PM on Nov 25th 2008 by Trena

4. There are much more bigger issues to worry about than a fake dong. Why dont they put away the pedophiles on the internet!!!!!! I never heard of such a thing....

Posted at 2:08PM on Nov 25th 2008 by Phe

5. this is ridiculus this is not illegal, they only invented this product. pot should be legal anyway

Posted at 2:09PM on Nov 25th 2008 by recon dave

6. hey..lets just make weed legal. GO DENVER CITY

Posted at 2:14PM on Nov 25th 2008 by jonboy

7. I don't even want to know how this device was supposed to work

Posted at 2:21PM on Nov 25th 2008 by phlumoxxed

8. I think I can figure out how it works, but how would someone explain to weenises if caught?

Posted at 2:23PM on Nov 25th 2008 by Well...

9. The term is, "don't piss on my back and tell me it's raining', kind of like Clinton saying oral sex isn't sex! There are better ways to beat the test then that! If the government stood up for the rights of Americans, there wouldn't be drug testing!he corporate geniuses that put us in this bad economy don't get drug tested and they make enough to buy the finest drugs! Like the ones that the presidents pardon people for!

Posted at 2:24PM on Nov 25th 2008 by rachel

10. Where's the version for girls??...... fill in the blanks, folks!

Posted at 2:35PM on Nov 25th 2008 by Well...

11. The government spent $12 million to prosecute Tommy Chong for selling glass bongs. Most drugs can't be detected after a couple of days. Marijuana is the only drug that stays in your system long enough to drug test for it. Do We need to take up our Jail space with harmless potheads!

Posted at 2:50PM on Nov 25th 2008 by roknh20

12. F**K the government, always trying to take more people to jail, these guys just created a product, now if the consumer uses it in a way to pass a federal drug test then arrest the consumer, not these 2 who created the product

Posted at 2:52PM on Nov 25th 2008 by names dont matter

13. so exactly what's the crime?

Posted at 2:56PM on Nov 25th 2008 by Jackal

14. This is ridiculous!

Posted at 2:58PM on Nov 25th 2008 by Jennifer

15. in an economy where its entirely difficult to obtain a job, now thousands of people will find it even more so because of this. they cant stop people from using this herb, nor should they. legalize pot, and make honest people out of us please!

Posted at 3:37PM on Nov 25th 2008 by momsmokespot

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