Urine Trouble -- Whizzinator Makers Plead Guilty

The two whizzes who created a device to beat drug tests just learned a valuable lesson: You don't pee on the United States government out of a fake penis and tell 'em it's raining.

Robert Catalano and George Wills have just plead guilty in U.S. District Court for conspiring to sell the Whizzinator -- a prosthetic penis sold with a heating device and dried urine which, quite obviously, helps people fake their way through drug tests.

A couple of famous people have been busted for slangin' around the fake phallus over the years -- including actor Tom Sizemore and former NFL running back Onterrio Smith.

The streamline engineers face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 fine.

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31. It's just stupid. Not everyone uses pot just to get high and even so, unless they're employed with a government job or a commercial airline pilot, who the heck cares! Besides, my bf and I saw that the company got sold over on some website thealsshop.com. Funny how they changed it to a sex device but we bought one for his cousin as a gag gift and another for his brother who's a diabetic and needed it for a new job. Must be the same stuff because he got the job.

Posted at 5:13PM on Jan 28th 2009 by mycatroxurcat

32. This is complete BS!Like said earlier why not sue the manufacturers of guns,THEY KILL PEOPLE, violating a LAW that is intended to control YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE not only for THEIR benefit but for OUR PROTECTION.I never recall signing up for their protection do you? Just cause someone else eats at mcdonalds doesn't mean I have to, basically meaning they are providing a SERVICE to US and SERVICE can be accepted or denied, not FORCED LIKE IT IS UPON EVERYONE!
Besides i thought that you have the right to protect yourself at all times no matter what situation,and if protecting yourself is getting around a BS instituted way of SLAVERY that we call the GOVERNMENT,than so be it that is your RIGHT.All I have to say is ZEITGEIST.COM and the TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE.

Posted at 2:27PM on Jan 31st 2009 by dimev333

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