A-Rod's Blonde Contrition Tour

31. At the top of the list of people who don't know what this woman is like is evidently Dim-Rod, followed closely by Glimmerdrive. Now can somebody point out the humor in comment 29? Or maybe it's just irony.

She has said she can't stand to be alone. How independent is that? It's one of the identifying traits of a disordered narcissist.

Posted at 4:20PM on Nov 26th 2008 by kan

32. Why would a good looking young guy want to spend time with the second coming of Barbra Streisand aka Madonna?

Posted at 6:17PM on Nov 26th 2008 by U M T

33. A-rod your ex-wife is beautiful!!! She looks amazing and the weightloss of more than 200 pounds by dumping your sorry ass made her look even better. Through the tears I hope she can laugh all the way to the bank...Suck him dry!

Posted at 4:35PM on Nov 26th 2008 by How to be a SAINT

34. Hey you guys...........He's looking for excitment.He will get sick of it later on.The grass looks greener on the other side.

Posted at 4:42PM on Nov 26th 2008 by KARA

35. Yea! Suck him dry and spit out the carcass! Madonna can use it as a new coat.

Posted at 4:44PM on Nov 26th 2008 by nrj

36. I think she's happy because of the baby. The baby seems to want her big sister. I hope they have a nice Thanksgiving together. Holidays are tough for children of divorced parents because they get hauled all over the place so everyone sees them.

Posted at 4:49PM on Nov 26th 2008 by Foghorn Leghorn

37. I hope he doesn't give the turkey an STD.

Posted at 5:48PM on Nov 26th 2008 by mfc

38. Even though they are small already, Dope-Rod is having brain and ball reduction surgery. He doesn't want to accidentally fall into non-compliance with any demands made by Minge.

Posted at 6:08PM on Nov 26th 2008 by kan

39. A-Vadge won't last.

Can you imagine what she looks like in the morning without makeup?

Posted at 6:38PM on Nov 26th 2008 by Kay

40. WHO CARES WHO HE'S BANGIN. AS LONG AS THEY MAKE IT TO THE POST SEASON!

Posted at 7:06PM on Nov 26th 2008 by DAN

41. If he sues nose clips, he can be with the QUEEN OF WHoRES

Posted at 7:39PM on Nov 26th 2008 by Pike

42. Hold Up! Wait just a sec...the baby he holds in his arms is just an infant - how long has he been separated from its mother? How can a man break off with the mother of his very young children before the younger of the two babes is even walking? I wonder who was truly at fault, for it is quite apparent problems existed within their relationship prior to the birth of the baby he holds. Can a man be so callous as to just walk out on a woman who just gave birth to another of his children, provided of course, he gave a damn about their mother in the first place. What's up? Discuss.

Posted at 7:47PM on Nov 26th 2008 by DPG

43. Seriously he looks like Bert from sesamie street WTF are either of these ladies hanging around him, the kids pbviously take after their mother.

Posted at 6:30AM on Nov 30th 2008 by SWD

44. Yep DPG, that's exactly what the mope did, ran out like a callous coward.

SWD - perfect description!!

Posted at 8:48PM on Nov 26th 2008 by kan

45. what a swell guy. he should get the father of the year award for sure. I'm sure if he was not so famous he would be like the other deadbeat dads who abandon their families for whores.

Posted at 9:19PM on Nov 26th 2008 by mk