Is This in the Kama Sutra?

31. com-on everybody show some luv for J.M. !!! he's got talent...1st...loose J.A. (no chemistry)...2nd..get back to your true passion (music)...3rd...grow your hair back (luv those curley locks)...ps...take it easy on the 2nd helping of stuffing & gravey everyone...there's still x-mas !!!

Posted at 1:58PM on Nov 27th 2008 by northern gypsy

32. Actually, I wonder if this is the pose he used to get his recording contract. Jen can do 10000x better than John "Phlegm Boy" Mayer.

Posted at 2:14PM on Nov 27th 2008 by Krypie

33. He needs Depends just like Hef.

Posted at 2:16PM on Nov 27th 2008 by Larry Flint

34. WTF? Sweaty crotch, hot pink lipstick. What won't he do to get attention?

Posted at 2:50PM on Nov 27th 2008 by MyTwoCents

35. LOL ROFLMAO!!! Looks like they don't call Johnny the Urinator for nothing!

Poor Jen... to think this freak is the best she can do. ROTFLMBAO!!!

Posted at 2:53PM on Nov 27th 2008 by Janet

36. Whah! Whah! Change my diaper! Whah! Whah!

Posted at 3:39PM on Nov 27th 2008 by John Mayer

37. well,,,...... Jen loves him, and she deserves what she gets, she is also a desperate, no talent, fame whore, hag,herself, at least john has a skill, hahahahaa, she begged john to come back, and like Jen has already said, it's nobody's business, hahahahahaha. she can't be mad at him, she is no better then he is, i wonder how much she pays him to be with her? i wonder if john asked Jen if he could behave this way....hahahahahaha

Posted at 4:37PM on Nov 27th 2008 by jen's man

38. Maybe I am too old to find him cute but I can't imagine how or why Jennifer manages to find time for him. She must really be desperate.

Posted at 5:07PM on Nov 27th 2008 by Harriet

39. Geesh. This depresses me. I use to think JM was sorta hot when he was all broodish & tormented acting. Now, he just seems like your everyday douchebag. I'm so over him.

Neeeeeeext.

Posted at 5:50PM on Nov 27th 2008 by doodahday

40. I don't know which is more humiliating....

1. Dating a douchebag like this to begin with
2. Getting dumped by this douchebag
3. Go back to this loser after he dumps and embarrasses you to the press (3 times) by saying he didn't want to waste any more of his precious time
4. Or being known everywhere as the current girlfriend of the guy who would pull a classy stunt like this in public

First drunk, bloated Vince Vaughn and now this....there are just no words. I guess this means four more years of hearing Poor, Poor Jen.

Posted at 5:55PM on Nov 27th 2008 by jo

41. he is such a loser jerk. he brags that he dumped her...she takes him back because she's scared to death to be alone...then he apparently pisses himself in his giddiness over the paps (doesn't he know you're supposed to look at jeans before you buy them for just that reason??). wow. what a great guy you got there, jen. sometimes, sweetie, it is just so much better to be alone.

Posted at 6:26PM on Nov 27th 2008 by i'mjustsaying...

42. well, there should be the male version of past britney, right? maybe he will have a healthy staged comeback now! we are all concerned, for his well being! how dare he behave that way? he needs to have a crew of people holding his hand through life :) and make some songs about it afterwards or something

Posted at 6:49PM on Nov 27th 2008 by google

43. Funny, it looks like he peed his pants with a va jay jay, not a d**k. Pretty center and not distance from the crotch. Tiny tim?

Posted at 7:14PM on Nov 27th 2008 by Shawn G

44. Are those acid washed jeans? Umm, is this the 80s?
What a moron.

Posted at 8:47PM on Nov 27th 2008 by Jen&JohnTurkeys

45. He looks like a guy just having a hell of a lot of fun. I think that's a great deal if you can afford it and he can. He acts like he's still in his college days. Jennifer doesn't look like she ever has any fun so no wonder they don't connect.

Posted at 8:59PM on Nov 27th 2008 by cowbulls