Richard Simmons Tiny Shorts, Huge Heart

Only Richard Simmons could get away with singing "Loosen up my buttons, baby" in Daisy Dukes too short for the Pussycat Dolls.

The fitness guru raided Mrs. Claus' closet and handed out cash to the homeless and cranberry juice to people waiting in line for Black Friday sales this morning in NYC.

Oh, and he kissed a girl.