No botox. No boob job. No sex tape -- and 63-year-old Helen Mirren still rocked the hell out of the Baywatch look in Hawaii this weekend. 
God did save the Queen ... a few trips to the doc!
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Hot Bodies
1. She looks fantastic!
Posted at 10:03AM on Dec 1st 2008 by Well....
2. I saw her few months ago at the 4 seasons in Los Angeles, and she had a much younger guy with her and she was kissing him like a true lover does, and men I would bang her in a heart bit, she is sexy, you look into her eyes and you can see how wild she must be in bed
Posted at 10:11AM on Dec 1st 2008 by giancarlo forti
3. i'd do her with my 'longboard' !!! then go out & eat a plate lunch, come back & do her again & again with my 'tiki' pole !!!
Posted at 10:42AM on Dec 1st 2008 by kellyslater
4. no kellyslater,
i'd rock that punani with a 'hammerfist', then sidemount that MILF and finally body thrust her in the 'guard position'.
gotta go get me some steeeeroids, then get some 'ball enlargement' pills from my buddy Jose C.,
Posted at 10:56AM on Dec 1st 2008 by brocklesnards
5. NBC Executive Meeting: Monday December 1, 2008:
I have this great idea, lets revamp Baywatch with The Golden Girls, so we could get the older demographic to watch our stupid network.
Posted at 11:12AM on Dec 1st 2008 by my 3 cents
6. hey kellyslater & brocklesnards...
that's crazy talk !!! but...i'm curious...what's the "guard position" ??? can i find it in karma sutra ???
H.M....just keep shakin up the stereo type of seniors...you look marvelous !!!
Posted at 11:22AM on Dec 1st 2008 by northern gypsy
7. wow, she always looks very sexy
Posted at 11:34AM on Dec 1st 2008 by great
8. kelly & brock,
you guys got it all wrong....here's what i would do with ms. mirren,
i'd take her outside in the snow and cold & play with her high beamed nipples out, then ride her with my 'snowboard' til shes thawed out, then do 'tricks' on her with my skateboard !!!
gotta go extreme,
shaun
Posted at 11:47AM on Dec 1st 2008 by shaunwhite
9. naw man,
here's how i roll...i know this place, out in colorado, you see. where i can get a discount in a very swank resort, i got a special room there, ya know !!! it's the room where i get freaky & dribble my saliva all over miss mirren's back, while i'm going at it from da back end...woof...woof...as nike says 'just do it' and 'do it' and 'do it'...but afterwards, gonna have to get another rock for vanessa, coz' she got me whipped.
go lakeshow,
kobryant
Posted at 11:55AM on Dec 1st 2008 by kobryant
10. She is one gorgeous woman. Amazing!!!!!
Posted at 12:16PM on Dec 1st 2008 by Harriet
11. Of course she's had work done!
Just look at some pics of her from three years ago and you can clearly tell the diference. Celebs are such liars.
Posted at 12:18PM on Dec 1st 2008 by Mary
12. I would tap her till I was stupid. Then I would go to college and do her again till I was stupid again. the repeat same. No other star on the planet can match her hotness for as long. She gives me total WOOD.
Posted at 12:21PM on Dec 1st 2008 by OMG
13. Plenty of older Hollywood types should take a page out of her book. She looks fantastic!
Posted at 12:35PM on Dec 1st 2008 by Now we're all screwed
14. damn, the ppl here have it HARD for ms mirren!!
i'm just glad to see someone remembers that one pieces can be very very sexy....
way to go, helen!!
(btw: remember that scene in "shadowboxer"?)
Posted at 12:40PM on Dec 1st 2008 by fire*baby
15. At 63 years old she is damn hot. She is one sexy lady wow!
Posted at 1:46PM on Dec 1st 2008 by drew
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