They're Creepy and They're Kooky ...

12/1/2008 7:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
... the Cage Family. Snap. Snap.

Flanked on either side by his child bride Alice and simian son Weston, Nic Cage patted his weave and posed for a family portrait in Austria this weekend.

Weston's prom date/girlfriend obviously ignored the memo and went with the cheery blonde locks instead.