They're Creepy and They're Kooky ...

12/1/2008 7:00 PM PST
... the Cage Family. Snap. Snap.

Flanked on either side by his child bride Alice and simian son Weston, Nic Cage patted his weave and posed for a family portrait in Austria this weekend.

Weston's prom date/girlfriend obviously ignored the memo and went with the cheery blonde locks instead.