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Dick Van Patten -- Ache is Enough

12/2/2008 5:01 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

The "Eight is Enough" pop says he wants on "Dancing with the Stars" -- and he's already got one of the prerequisites covered: Hospital tags.
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someday    

very cool guy

1963 days ago
2.

Barfalufugus    

He is a cool guy, but I still don't want to see him hoof it across a dance floor. Cloris part deux.

1963 days ago
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Zebedee Doodah    

He wants to hit the dance floor and feel the wind through his really, really bad comb-over.

1963 days ago
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DD8V92    

I did not know he was still kicking!!! Getting around real good for almost 80 years old, Best to ya man

1963 days ago
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Ziggy    

First, his name is Van Patten, not just Patten...you dope. Second, and more significantly he is about to turn 80, and just left the hospital, which certainly makes for hilarious on the fly fodder for this intellectually stimulating web site. Get a life and get a new career. This low brow organization epitomizes everything that is foul about Hollywood and the "entertainment" industry.

1963 days ago
6.

Terry    

TMZ your morons sometimes.

1963 days ago

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