The "Eight is Enough" pop says he wants on "Dancing with the Stars" -- and he's already got one of the prerequisites covered: Hospital tags.
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(Page 1 of 1)He is a cool guy, but I still don't want to see him hoof it across a dance floor. Cloris part deux.
He wants to hit the dance floor and feel the wind through his really, really bad comb-over.
I did not know he was still kicking!!! Getting around real good for almost 80 years old, Best to ya man
First, his name is Van Patten, not just Patten...you dope. Second, and more significantly he is about to turn 80, and just left the hospital, which certainly makes for hilarious on the fly fodder for this intellectually stimulating web site. Get a life and get a new career. This low brow organization epitomizes everything that is foul about Hollywood and the "entertainment" industry.

















