Dick Van Patten -- Ache is Enough
The "Eight is Enough" pop says he wants on "Dancing with the Stars" -- and he's already got one of the prerequisites covered: Hospital tags.
Reader Comments
(Page 1 of 1)1. very cool guy
Posted at 4:53PM on Dec 2nd 2008 by another day
2. He is a cool guy, but I still don't want to see him hoof it across a dance floor. Cloris part deux.
Posted at 6:07PM on Dec 2nd 2008 by ugh!
3. He wants to hit the dance floor and feel the wind through his really, really bad comb-over.
Posted at 6:44PM on Dec 2nd 2008 by Jimmy Fedoosha
4. I did not know he was still kicking!!! Getting around real good for almost 80 years old, Best to ya man
Posted at 8:31PM on Dec 2nd 2008 by DD8V92
5. First, his name is Van Patten, not just Patten...you dope. Second, and more significantly he is about to turn 80, and just left the hospital, which certainly makes for hilarious on the fly fodder for this intellectually stimulating web site. Get a life and get a new career. This low brow organization epitomizes everything that is foul about Hollywood and the "entertainment" industry.
Posted at 9:29PM on Dec 2nd 2008 by Ziggy
6. TMZ your morons sometimes.
Posted at 1:36AM on Dec 3rd 2008 by Jason
