Everybody Poops!

Really, TMZ? This is a new low.

she looks fat here....or preggers??

Everybody poops!

Rock bottom, TMZ!

Harvey Levine should know all about poop..........after all he is a manbooty banging old man

What happened to Amy Smart? Fatty McGee!

Stupid, stupid, stupid. What's next? Sanitary products?

Hilarious -- It's OK to laugh!!

Just an FYI....women don't ONLY use potty paper for #2....HELLO guys!

Slow news day??? Next you'll be reporting that celebs buy deodorant.

Finally! Some hard hitting journalism from TMZ. Can a Pulitzer be forthcoming?

Isn't carrying a 9-pack of butt tissue while crossing the street a kind of code word for "don't photograph me?" I mean, when I buy toilet tissue, I buy a whole bunch of groceries around it, in order not to draw attention to the tissue. I would assume that holding a 9-packer in plain sight would mean that you did not wish to be photographed.

Ok it's officially, TMZ is extremely bored.

The older I get the less I care about whether someone sees me with toilet paper. Not nearly as embarrassing as buying sanitary products and having a man behind you in the lineup. That is much worse but not sure why either. Every single person on the planet has an ass that needs wiping some way or the other and better toilet paper than your left hand which is used in some countries.

Those are paper towels you morons! Usually you guys are spot on... But not this time!