50 Cent: Get It Open or Die Tryin'

1. jackass...

Posted at 9:55AM on Dec 5th 2008 by ozzman

2. 50 cent sucks ass

Posted at 9:56AM on Dec 5th 2008 by zozo 666

3. Is that a WIRE coat hangar?!

Posted at 10:00AM on Dec 5th 2008 by Luke Warmwater

4. that car costs over $300,000. It should not be accessible withe a hanger or such. You should just be able to make a phone call and have it unlocked remotely at that price.

Posted at 10:04AM on Dec 5th 2008 by zoe

5. It is a very slooooooow news day. Who the frig cares that somone locked the keys in the car? Call a friggin locksmith!

Posted at 10:07AM on Dec 5th 2008 by Aunt LaLa

6. What a shock- 50's "security team" is adept at breaking into cars...

Posted at 10:10AM on Dec 5th 2008 by T-hug

7. Why do I have the feeling this is not the first luxury car that 50's "security team" has broken into??

Posted at 10:08AM on Dec 5th 2008 by Yo

8. i would think aaa is world wide or afford more than one set of keys for a rolls..i should work for a rich person so they dont have to think of any thing but there money...and drive them when there drunk cause you never see them in a cab

Posted at 10:10AM on Dec 5th 2008 by barry wills

9. Why do I get the feeling this is not the first luxury car that 50's "security team" has broken into??

Posted at 10:09AM on Dec 5th 2008 by Yo

10. what a hilarious scene that must have been!

Posted at 10:21AM on Dec 5th 2008 by Holly

11. Are there NO locksmiths in London? Really?!?! The FIRST idea is to BREAK into the car?!?!?!?! Are ANY of us surprised?

Posted at 10:25AM on Dec 5th 2008 by ~Your Name~

12. I see new jobs opening up.

Posted at 10:43AM on Dec 5th 2008 by joko9395

13. Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....

#10. Posted at 10:10AM 2008 by barry wills
"....i should work for a rich person so they DONT(1) have to think of any thing but THERE(2) money...and drive them when THERE(3) drunk cause you never see them in a cab"

1) DON'T have
2) THEIR money
3) THEY ARE drunk
("there" is the opposite of "here")

Posted at 11:19AM on Dec 5th 2008 by Grammar Rehab Center

14. Thank you, Grammar Rehab Center! What is it with people on this site not knowing the difference between their and there? Instead of saying "drunk cause you never see them in a cab", shouldn't it say "SO you never have to see them in a cab"?
Don't feel bad, barry wilis.. at least I got the point of your post unlike some people on this site that just put down complete gibberish and expect people to be able to translate the moron language.

Posted at 11:35AM on Dec 5th 2008 by Grammar Police

15. So, that's where my car went!! Bastards.

Posted at 11:41AM on Dec 5th 2008 by Jackie