Asses and Butt Cheeks -- The Speidi Honeymoon

Every cheesy, phoney, douchey and dare we say -- quasi-erotic -- moment during the Heidi and Spencer "honeymoon" in Mexico was captured on film (shocking, we know).

Over 100 shots that will make you vomit in your mouth -- but resistance is futile.



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151. My gag reflexes wouldn't allow me to get through all of those ridiculous pictures. These two have to be the BIGGEST DOUCHES ON THE PLANET. I wish that damn wave would have taken them away!

Posted at 1:50PM on Dec 5th 2008 by nic6580

152. Spencer is gay... Heidi would make a good porn actor

Posted at 12:26AM on Dec 7th 2008 by ????

153. My God this is sick and twisted on so many different levels. Seriously, how much did these tools shell out to have their "honeymoon" shots caught on camera? And what exactly do they do for a living other than plotting their next photo op with the paps? I really want to know! Maybe once we find the answer, we can all whore out our lives to the media and make made bank.

Posted at 2:25PM on Dec 5th 2008 by Samantha

154. omg does anyone else think he looks like chewbaca with that facial hair? im wondering what he sounds like in bed. eww ewww horrible mental thoughts!!! heidi you could have done better, you can get divorced cheap. you have no kids (yet) and pls dont with him, and no property. For christ's sakes the first ring he bought you he had to borrow money to get it! Shows what a MAN he is. HA!

Posted at 2:24PM on Dec 5th 2008 by Megan

155. Really, who gives a rat's a**? Pleeeease!

Posted at 3:25PM on Dec 5th 2008 by jabba

156. Beautiful couple but her family have been very rude to Spencer.

Posted at 3:35PM on Dec 5th 2008 by Glisten Garbor

157. GAG!

Posted at 3:38PM on Dec 5th 2008 by jacksmom

158. This is so phony! did any one notice that the photog had Heidi change into several difrent bikinis and left that mo mo of an actor spencer in the same lame ass swim trucks? Their were a couple of ass shots of heidi that were pretty good. Made me want to go out and buy a jar of platters honey roasted peanuts.

Posted at 4:07PM on Dec 5th 2008 by Anthony

159. I didn't think it was possible for these two to be more fake....guess I was wrong!

Posted at 6:37PM on Dec 5th 2008 by victoria

160. These two are so fake, it makes me sick! I can't stand them. I wish Heidi would crawl back into whatever doll house she crawled out of, we all know that more than 90% of her is plastic, and the other 10% is air.

Posted at 9:12PM on Dec 5th 2008 by tdot

161. please TMZ, don't even give them the time of day. spencer needs to get beat up old school.

Posted at 8:01AM on Dec 6th 2008 by hf

162. GROSS!

Posted at 9:29AM on Dec 6th 2008 by wheezie

163. If you give them the attention that they WANT!!!! They will keep doing this until you stop giving them the attention... That's why they keep doing it.. They call the Paparazzi to be there because they know they will go... So, if you stop going then it's done.......... It takes two.. Paparazzi+Speidi= Douchebags......

Posted at 11:43PM on Dec 7th 2008 by a.lo

164. yuck! I dont know how i did it but i actually made it to pic. #32 before i got sick of speidis lame overproduced honeymoon her fake smile and them looking at the camera is incredibly stupid and vapid of them but maybe im the dumbest one of all cuz i clicked hoping to see two people in love not a photo shoot

Posted at 1:05AM on Dec 6th 2008 by Holly

165. It is pretty amazing how Heidi can be photographed 99.9% of the time in water and still have dry hair! It's effing amazing! I wanna perfect that! Infomercial PULEEZ! Also..I know what they should do next...don't pay a manager....PORN you two media sluts!

Posted at 2:46AM on Dec 6th 2008 by lilypad

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