Asses and Butt Cheeks -- The Speidi Honeymoon

16. They remind me of the Two *ssholes skit on Saturday Night Live.

Posted at 7:09PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Mary Jane

17. I'd love to do watersports with her. She is smokin hot!

Posted at 7:07PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Hard Johnson

18. They are so fake! I don't understand why the media loves them so much.

Posted at 7:11PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Anonymous

19. great!...now nobody has to spend money on porn..wooohooo!...they're giving it away for free....heidi wins award for best oh face!...

Posted at 7:38PM on Dec 4th 2008 by gimmabreak

20. I would love to bang her from behind......... She is smoking hot

Posted at 7:13PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Shugity

21. I am the only one that noticed that while she was frolicking in the ocean, frolicking in the pool and frolicking in the shower that not one strand of hair got wet? 102 pictures and not on wet hair!?!

Posted at 7:14PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Dottiekh

22. I despise anyone who watches the hills, BUT

Heidi's body is freakin SEXY SEXY SEXY!!!!...Who knew she was that dang hott..You can tell she is dieting and working out, because she looks great.

Spencer you better be hitting that every way humanly possible...If not you are not a man..lol

Posted at 7:14PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Hollywood Standard

23. discusting .. these honeymoon picture should be kept private i think i just threw up a lil in my mouth

Posted at 11:22PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Shelly021105

24. I'd like to know why TMZ finds this so fascinating. They are NOT newsworthy. They ARE publicity hounds especially HIM. They don't care how they look in public just so they are photographed. They are NOT interesting. They ARE pathetic, narcissists and extremely annoying.

TMZ they are so many more noteworthy people for you to put your cameras on. PLEASE for the sake of the American public and everyone TIRED of these two losers, give it a break. If they don't have the cameras they don't have a career - period.

Put them we're they belong - off screen.

Posted at 7:39PM on Dec 4th 2008 by curious

25. Mmmm...that Spencer sure is a hottie. I want to make man love to him.

Posted at 7:15PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Mik

26. Seriously. These pictures are incredibly disturbing. Are they posing like this for the paparazzi? These two actually think they look sexy. Why is she sticking her butt out in all of them She looks like she has to pee.

Posted at 7:21PM on Dec 4th 2008 by 2 Fugs

27. douche nozzles x 2

Posted at 7:27PM on Dec 4th 2008 by chris

28. I only looked at about 1/3 of the pictures so far, and I have come to several conclusions, some of which are probably very obvious. She's a complete moron (obvious), he's just using her (obvious), she'll be posing in playboy soon, if she can class herself up a little bit to get on the radar of Hef, they are both major attention whores (obvious), they only do things as a publicity stunt (obvious), they will never amount to anything (obvious), need I go on? Oh, and what the hell are these 2 even famous for anyway? I've never seen either of them act, or sing, or donate to charity, or even adopt some 3rd world country kid, so how exactly did they make their way to Hollywood and become famous? Maybe they'll just end up like Angelyne, a legend in her own mind, and famous for being a complete idiot. Wait, don't we already have someone like that? Yes, that's right, we do. Her name is Paris Hilton. But at least Paris needs no explanation, we know why she's famous :)

Posted at 7:29PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Carriss

29. She is a cutie pie and give the gent a break. It is not like he's the Hulkster and she's his daughter.

Posted at 7:30PM on Dec 4th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

30. Thanks, but I CAN resist. Wish TMZ would RESIST posting this crappola and quit condoning these attentionwhores so the would just GO AWAY.

Posted at 7:31PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is