Asses and Butt Cheeks -- The Speidi Honeymoon

Every cheesy, phoney, douchey and dare we say -- quasi-erotic -- moment during the Heidi and Spencer "honeymoon" in Mexico was captured on film (shocking, we know).

Over 100 shots that will make you vomit in your mouth -- but resistance is futile.



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46. they must think that the general public is as stupid as they are.

Posted at 8:29PM on Dec 4th 2008 by DMLady

47. Why are these 2 people constantly written about and photographed ?
Even if I was wanted to read and view "stuff" about talented and gorgeous or handsome actors or celebrities, neither of them is especially talented or drop-dead good looking, and the fact that this Heidi and Spencer thing that takes up so much space on your website is absolutely mystifying to me. Give me a break. They're nobody, nothing, average, boring, "high school yearbook cute" kids. BIg deal. Someone, please tell me why they are newsworthy, even on a gossip site.

Posted at 8:50PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Janey

48. Is this a honneymood or a photo shoot? Tell me these shots weren't posed for!

Posted at 10:20PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Jen

49. Ignore them and they will go away. Quickly. Continue to give them press and they will continue to exist. To a media whore, any press is good press. Just say no.

Posted at 8:43PM on Dec 4th 2008 by tromba

50. these two obviously know what they are doing and it doesnt mean that im giving them credit. but publicity is publicity even if it is good or bad. i guess it doesn matter to them that its always bad. i think heidi is f--k n sexy. she may make really stupid decisions and cause alot of drama but i know that there is not one guy out there that wouldnt nail her. unless of course it was my friend edward haha but seriously she is so good looking and i cant understand what she is doing with douch bigelow spencer. the guy doesnt look like any prize. no job . no talent, nothing. the guy needs to shave and hit the gym. heidi if your reading this , i love your body and hate everything else about youoh wait... i love your money too but if you want to gain some extra points, dump the sword fighter and start nailing me or at least a celebrity that can actually take you places and do something for that thing you call a career. well thats about it. spencer if your crying about now, go use your tears as lubricant and buzz off

Posted at 8:47PM on Dec 4th 2008 by chris

51. I think Heidi really does want a friendship with Lauren, but she is used to the attention she gets with spencer from sites like Perezhilton and TMZ. Um...does anyone else notice heidi's hair from the neck up is dry in EVERY shot. So staged, So sad!

Posted at 10:12PM on Dec 4th 2008 by crystal

52. What a big ass she has....

Posted at 8:50PM on Dec 4th 2008 by doodoo

53. She has a huge sloppy butt and her head is to big for her body!! There is nothing remotely attractive about either of them. Fat, dumb and ugly is no way to go through life son!!

I hope they enjoy their window of fame cause they will be all but forgotten real soon. TMZ, you give them way more face time than they deserve. I'd rather see pics of Amy Whinehouse than these two idiots.

Posted at 9:10PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Eric Cartman

54. lucky dog...

go get her spencer.....

i will say all TMZ does is show this guy and Brody Jenener rubbing oil on girls

Posted at 9:10PM on Dec 4th 2008 by asa1

55. Heidi's feet are so wide, its freaky everytime i see them

Posted at 9:11PM on Dec 4th 2008 by LOL

56. Why does TMZ continue to promote theses two morons? Stop covering their every move!

Posted at 9:44PM on Dec 4th 2008 by PRguy

57. Why do we keep celebrating these media whores?.....Their 15 minutes are up! I agree with #7, TMZ stop giving these two any space.

Posted at 9:34PM on Dec 4th 2008 by jules

58. I didn't throw up a little, it was projectile. Notice that the Ho's ring finger is the focus (along with her fake boobs). Totally staged. When their stars stars start to fade I bet they start making porn....UGH...back to projectile vomiting.

Posted at 9:20PM on Dec 4th 2008 by JC

59. oh jeez- isnt that the "Hogan pose" :)
these 2 average wannabe celebrities are such a waste of TMZ's time, seriously, I have never seen 1 episode of the show- but I know their names thanks to you. Do they EVER stop posing???

Posted at 9:22PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Tatianna

60. It's obvious that they posed for everyone of these photos. These two are beyond phony. Heidi has a nice body though it's obvious she bought some of it. Her looks are average at best and she wears way too much make-up. Who puts on that much makeup to go to the beach? Spencer is just gross and he clearly thinks he's some big prize. Pathetic!

Posted at 9:26PM on Dec 4th 2008 by lame

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