Asses and Butt Cheeks -- The Speidi Honeymoon

Every cheesy, phoney, douchey and dare we say -- quasi-erotic -- moment during the Heidi and Spencer "honeymoon" in Mexico was captured on film (shocking, we know).

Over 100 shots that will make you vomit in your mouth -- but resistance is futile.



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76. I've never seen such media whores in my life. I hope they're sterile.

Posted at 10:46PM on Dec 4th 2008 by lube

77. I looked at the pictures before I read the intro - Every douchey, cheesy, vomit inducing word was right on.

Posted at 10:57PM on Dec 4th 2008 by MissM

78. #61.... inmate #98222317.......... WOW that sh!# was FUNNY. Thank you for that!

These two NEED EACH OTHER. And anyone else who has shamelessly watched Laguna Beach/ The Hills as long as I have knows SHE'S NOT PRETTY. Before plastic surgery... FREIGHTENING............. after plastic surgery, now I'm not a guy, but I get it, she has a great body. Google any damn thing though and she's one of a million. I just think it's sick (having been married), using your honeymoon as a photo shoot. Lock your doors, go have sex for Christ's sake.

Posted at 11:04PM on Dec 4th 2008 by yadayadayada

79. two whores big deal.

Posted at 2:12PM on Dec 15th 2008 by lise

80. Notice that this piece has THE MOST COMMENTS. That is why they get put on TMZ......do not react.......and they might go away. If we are lucky. Also, that 100-and-whatever pics....are like the same three pics......over and over and over and over and OVER. I loath those two. They are a waste of space and the planets resources. SAVE THE PLANET. Dispose of this toxic twosome.

Posted at 11:17PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Chrystene

81. If the media would cease any written or photos of these disgusting people, perhaps they would disappear. I don't consider them celebrities. So, please do not give them publicity.

Posted at 11:15PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Starans

82. BARF !

Posted at 11:17PM on Dec 4th 2008 by Jess

83. i still think theyy're in it for the sex and the attention.

Posted at 10:28PM on Dec 7th 2008 by kaytlen

84. Every day I hate these douches even more.

Posted at 11:56PM on Dec 4th 2008 by El douche bag-o

85. DOUCHES!!!!!

Their rings look like they came out of Fingerhut (aka Fingerbutt) calalog. I wonder if they opted for the $20.00 a month payment plan for them. They could pay off both rings in 2 months.

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Posted at 12:02AM on Dec 5th 2008 by Massengill

86. Those two really crack me up the way they play with the media and all of them fall for it, including the untouchable TMZ

Love them both!

Posted at 12:07AM on Dec 5th 2008 by TMZ fell for it

87. I think they should look at the camera a little more. It has that *caught in the act and completely unstaged* kind of feel, like they forgot they had a camera crew wandering around behind them. I'm sure if they knew how many pictures were being taken, they'd be mortified.

Yeah.

Posted at 12:57AM on Dec 5th 2008 by sarah

88. Ok, Heidi looks anorexic and seriously Spencer has a drink in his hand in almost every photo…eat something please you’re making Nicole Ritchie look fat..Oh and why in every photo do they look like they are forced to smile and look in love, sorry folks but when you’re in love, you don’t look like that at all..it’s like what, are you trying to prove to us or yourselves that yall love each other?..desperate much?..hiring your own paparazzi to take pics just to send to TMZ..get a life, you’re not famous..i think the world is pretty much sick of “Speidi”..and I hope for Heidi’s sake she was drugged before the wedding like her mom thinks..if not, you need some help because Spencer is a manipulator and he’s making you look like a weak person as well as a dumb blonde..

Posted at 1:00AM on Dec 5th 2008 by JH

89. Classic "man's face". She will not age well. Enough said.

Posted at 12:37AM on Dec 5th 2008 by Not Bubba

90. I just wasted 5 f^^king minutes looking at this crap. She's got a killer body, but I've seen better faces on a border collie. And Spencer is the biggest tool in the shed. I hope they live it up and enjoy while it lasts because one day reality is going to kick them in the face and both will become useless members of society. Much like they are now, but without the attention and stupid money. I shun TMZ for even putting this crap up here. I'd rather read an article on Betty White knitting a scarf.

Posted at 12:44AM on Dec 5th 2008 by longdongsilver

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