Suri, There's a Santa Claus -- But He's Dead to You
NYPD pounced on Santa last night, as he approached Katie and Suri with full intent to cause cheer and goodwill.
Santa was apparently way too jolly.
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Posted at 1:59PM on Dec 6th 2008 by jigga
2. i'm asking santa for a snow suit for suri!
Posted at 2:07PM on Dec 6th 2008 by curious
3. Tom Cruise is a total assh0le. Rot in hell Tommy Boy.
Posted at 2:10PM on Dec 6th 2008 by Truth Detective
4. Santa, go home, it's Suri, you can't harrass her. She's the little celebrity duh!
Posted at 2:14PM on Dec 6th 2008 by Henrietta
5. Is that George Takei in that Santa suit?
Posted at 2:16PM on Dec 6th 2008 by hahahahahahahahahahaha
6. Does scientology support Santa?
Posted at 2:21PM on Dec 6th 2008 by Cass
7. That is the ugliest child alive. Or dead.
Posted at 2:38PM on Dec 6th 2008 by Liz-Beth
8. Suri is a spoiled little brat. I'll bet she still gets her bottle when behind closed doors. Tom Cruise is crazy as hell. haha
Posted at 2:39PM on Dec 6th 2008 by choppy 1
9. Give that Santa a beak, It's that pregnant man and he is trying to make some money for his second kid.
Posted at 2:43PM on Dec 6th 2008 by Kathie
10. I don't know which one is weirder ..... Tom or the brainwashed version of Katie Holmes. The are so pretentious it isn't even funny. Seriously, custom made designer shoes for a toddler? Give me a break Suri is going to grow up to be an overindulged and obnoxious human being. Tom and Katie treat this child like an accessory and not like the little kid she should be able to be.
Gawd, I wish Tom Cruise would just go away. I am sick of his Scientology babbling and his better than thou attitude. If that is what Scientology does to a person, then count me out when it comes to signing up for it. I have thought that Tom has been a complete jerk for years. He is an arrogant pig that is under the impression that his way is the only way. What a big head for such a little man.
Posted at 2:57PM on Dec 6th 2008 by ugh!
11. when the Rapture happens, Tom and Katie will be running around their big house trying to find Suri and guess what they are not going to find her because she will be with the Lord Jesus Christ. then tom and katie will have to suffer thru tribulation, which you can read in the Bible in the book of Revelation. steven king doesn't even come close to what the Wrath of God is going to do to nonbelievers. anyone who would worship a man that started a "religion" to just make money? they are going to be nashing and grinding their teeth, it says so in the Bible. King James
Posted at 6:00PM on Dec 6th 2008 by lukebandit_says
12. Oh that's nice...what a warm, Christmas memory for a little girl. Santa being roughed up by the po-po. Good lord.
Posted at 3:30PM on Dec 6th 2008 by omglolwtf
13. I think poor, old Santa's Scientology membership expired at the end of November. Ho, Ho, Ho.......life's a b*tch that way huh?
Posted at 3:47PM on Dec 6th 2008 by Braindamaged2too
14. Yeah,
That kid will not have issues when she gets older, riiiiiiiiight
Posted at 3:34PM on Dec 6th 2008 by yikes
15. God, as if they are that important. It's not like she is one of the Obama kids. Santa looked real dangerous, that one!
Posted at 3:37PM on Dec 6th 2008 by Alyssa
