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Jager Flows

Like a Harpoon Daily and Nightly

12/8/2008 11:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Vanilla Ice drowned his sorrows -- and those of anyone around him with an open mouth -- while hosting a party at an McFaddens at the Rio in Vegas this weekend.


Jäger -- too cold, too cold.

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memyselfandi    

FIRST>>>>THE ONE AND ONLY WHITE RAPPER NOT LIKE THE REAL SLIM SHADY.

2124 days ago
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westpalm561    

Ice lives near me and is out and about all the time. He loves Jager so much (so this story is nothing surprising) that he even dips his chicken wings into Jager as a soty of "sauce". Picture that, yummy.....

2124 days ago
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hell with them all    

AND YOU TELL US THIS IS NEWS!!! GET THE HELL OUT!!

2124 days ago
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Barfalufugus    

Why is anybody reporting on this tool?

2124 days ago
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Anita    

Jaegermeister is a German product, made with 147 herbs from thewoods f Germany,
Great stuff but I just don't like the distinctly licorice taste.

2124 days ago
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Tom    

He does this all the time at Mcfaddens which is the "irish bar". They are all over the east coast.

2124 days ago
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Danielle    

It's not "Flows Like A Harpoon", dumbass, It's "Flows Like A Heartbeat, daily and nightly". Didn't you ever stop and thing "Gee, this harpoon line doesn't really make a lot of contextual sense. I wonder if there could perhaps be another word that would fit better in this particular situation? Being a writer, I should probably do a little research to make sure I get it right before making a complete ass of myself on the interweb."

2124 days ago
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Elektra    

Vanilla who? WTF!!! What this guy are doing here???
No new song, no celebrity, just saying TMZ!!!!

2124 days ago
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Avenge, revenge, whatever    

Settle down Danielle. The article didn't really attack your idol. It was merely something to take up space. You can still diddle to your fading, dog-eared Teen magazines without remorse. By the way, while a harpoon indeed does not flow, neither does a heartbeat. The heartbeat is an action, the result of said action is bloodflow. That said, flowing like a heartbeat makes no sense either, genius. Ha ha ha ha ha. Dummy.

2124 days ago
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Lindsay    

Danielle...it's a little thing called "The Internet." I think you used it to pull up TMZ...so try using it to track down the lyrics before you start telling the site they're wrong.

2124 days ago
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xtremeradio.com    

too bad no one knew who he was...figures he has the ugliest girls in Vegas surrounding him...he should have given xtremeradio.com a call first, they would have laughed at him but at least he would have hot chicks surrounding him...of course they'd be laughing too

2124 days ago
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angel46    

They all look like a bunch of dumb asses pouring booze down their throats. What class.

2124 days ago
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hahahaha!    

Jager tastes like green NyQuil! ...works about the same too, LOL

2124 days ago
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Barfalufugus    

Mmmmmm Nyquiladas.

2124 days ago
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TruthBTold    

I thought he was supposed to be a... Dad?

2124 days ago
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