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Disney Pirate

Discovers Multiple

Pleasure Chests?

12/9/2008 3:25 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Captain JackA pirate's days of raping and pillaging are over -- now all a pirate needs to do to get some booty is say "Yo" to a ho.

A former Disneyland employee claims the Mouse House fired four different Captain Jack Sparrow impersonators after the character's sexy pirate persona evoked wench-like behavior from a couple of landlubbers. In other words, some female Disney guests were flashing their teacups.

A Disney spokesperson called the claims "absolutely false," saying the swashbucklers were sent walkin' the plank because their character had become less popular -- not because fake pirates are to theme-park-goers what a Joe Francis camera crew is to Mardis Gras.

Arrrrrren't you wishing you looked like Johnny Depp?

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PHE    

Who comes up with the graphics for these pictures???

2092 days ago
2.

Yvette    

just goes to show hoes are always flashing the bandwagons

2092 days ago
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Popsmart    

Less popular? Ha! Jack Sparrow still has women and teen girls swooning. I could definitely see this as being true.

2092 days ago
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jrad247    

Classic response coming from a company that still plays crap like "It's a Small World After All"

Not to mention the Indiana Jones ride........ F them ! Lets make a ride based on a movie from 25yrs ago - WTF?

Let me think ~ Pirates of the Carribbean ride started in 1967.

THIS IS A THEME PARK THAT THRIVES ON CRAMMING OLD DATED CRAP ON EVERYONE DAY IN & DAY OUT.

2092 days ago
5.

Divashels    

Landlubbers ??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF TMZ ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2092 days ago
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shy3000    

lol hell nah landlubbers? wow women are nuts ITS NOT REALLY JOHNNY!!! LOL

2092 days ago
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Isaac    

I just saw this story on your tv show tonight.

The character Jack Sparrow never appeared in any Disneyland parade. The only pirate character from a Disney movie that's in a parade @ the Disneyland Resort is Captain Hook and he only appears in the Electrical Parade. There were Cast Members that walked around New Orleans Square posing as him but that's about it.

Disney no longer has the Jack Sparrow walk about character in Disneyland because they cut funding for the character from the entertainment budget. The last day for the character was November 15th.

I know that there's a jazz band that plays in New Orleans Square and tosses beads to park guests. With that in mind, I suspect what might have happened was this:

Jack Sparrow was walking about in New Orleans Square while the band was playing. He interacted with them & offered to toss some beads. Some young women decided to act like they really were in New Orleans and flashed him.

Of course, the story had false information, so there may not be any truth to it.

2092 days ago

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