Oprah Can't Drop the Deuce

16. You know what this weight gain means, don't cha? It means Michelle Obama is going to look better than you do at the inauguration ceremony, and given the way Michelle O looks and usually dresses, that's really saying a lot! Have they made you a special chair? Just askin'................................

Posted at 10:06AM on Dec 9th 2008 by Okra, Okra, Okra,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

17. I give her credit for trying and fessing up.

It CAN happen to you. Sometimes diet and exercise don't work, especially when you have a bad thyroid fighting you every step of the way. Thyroid disease is crazy. You can be thin all your life, eat right, workout every day and still gain weight. It CAN happen to you.

Posted at 10:13AM on Dec 9th 2008 by m

18. That fat ass hasn't weighed 200lbs since she was a fetus! Hell, her ego alone weighs at least 1200lbs.

Posted at 10:19AM on Dec 9th 2008 by aunt flo

19. Eat, woman! Quit living for others!

Posted at 10:30AM on Dec 9th 2008 by Roger C.

20. I'm sorry but she looks bigger than 200lbs .I wish she would stop going public with her weight issues.

Posted at 10:41AM on Dec 9th 2008 by mary

21. Oprah is a racist, but a money hungry racist!! And with voodoo I hope she gains more weight yet, since she only supports programs that help only black people,!! Look at yourself next week, BIG O !!!

Posted at 8:00PM on Dec 19th 2008 by voodoo

22. OK...OPRAH loves two things and only two things...MONEY AND MAC & CHEESE.

She is an object of her own worship.

Posted at 11:02AM on Dec 9th 2008 by UFCfaker

23. So what? Obviously, Oprah has tried everything and her body wants to be bigger.
I am not a crazed fan of hers but I think it is time she stopped thinking she has to be thin.
she always talks about living her best life, but maybe her best life is supposed to be lived in a bit bigger body.
I just wish people would stop thinking you have to be 98 pounds to be perfect.
The woman has had so much success and yet she measures it by the size of her own body.

Posted at 11:32AM on Dec 9th 2008 by Loving

24. O, you look beautiful in any size body. I'm not a faithful fan, sorry, but do think you are amazing. Guess what, you are not 20 anymore, nor am I...it's called M-e-n-o-p-a-u-s-e. The system slows down and makes it harder to keep the weight off. I used to be a size 4 when size 4 was the smallest size you could buy (I'm the same age as O). Then a more realistic weight for me during my "mid-life" was 6. Then I started menopause and got thyroid disease and now, like O, I'm fighting the weight battle, sucks, but that's life for some of us women!!! But O, you always looked better with some weight on, in my opinion. No matter what, O is still beautiful inside and out.

Posted at 11:30AM on Dec 9th 2008 by karva

25. Oprah is generous,black &white celebs should follow her example of giving back.She doesnt like men.She gets woman all fired up.She is responsible for many divorces.I know in my house my old lady watches her show and we wind up fighting due to the topics she discusses.My old lady calls me a control freak,the only time i heard that comment was from Oprah's big mouth. She will come out of the closet soon

Posted at 11:38AM on Dec 9th 2008 by jet3to

26. People in Africa are starving.
So why do we always have to worry about this fatass self-indulgent diva not being able to push herself away from the plate.

She eats too much and moves around too little. Fairly simple.

Send her to Dafur for a year and she'll come back looking like Iman
Why?
Not enough food and she'll have to actually walk to places. That will get her fat ass skinny in a hurry.

Posted at 11:51AM on Dec 9th 2008 by Robert

27. Ofrah, the know-it-all guru to millions of bored housewives who wait on her every word can't control her weight. Yet she constantly meters out advice on how to live your life, what movies to see, what books to read, who to vote for, blah. blah. blah. She's a self-indulgent, self-absorbed egomaniac who is truly unhappy. She can afford dieticians, personal trainers, chefs, people to wait on her hand and foot and she still can't pull it together. What a hot mess times 40. She plasters that made-up face on very single issue of her horrible magazine. She's doing all these good things like running her South African school for pedophiles. Bring back your book club and "A Million Little Pieces". And let's not forget shoving the genius of Dr. Phil down our collective throats. What other advice to you have for us to day Miss WInfrey?

Posted at 11:51AM on Dec 9th 2008 by Lana Caine

28. when you have internal conflict...some physical systems are weight gain...O.W. just come out of the closet...cut stedmen loose...be with your true luv gail...

Posted at 11:58AM on Dec 9th 2008 by northern gypsy

29. Oh please! it's not her underactive thyroid but her overactive mouth that's doing her in.

STOP EATING YOU FAT PIG !!!!!!

Posted at 11:59AM on Dec 9th 2008 by Ann

30. Miss know it all is nothing but a human garbage disposal.

Posted at 12:03PM on Dec 9th 2008 by Thor