Land Ho!

Ahoy Navy boy! These sleazy sailors are looking for some good seaman to swab their deck!


Tags: captain, navy, sailor, seaman

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16. woweee, look at those TA-TA's.

i'd hit it. but first i'd double-up with extra-strength trojans, then wrap my thang with cellophane & duct tape.

then, i'd paly captain nemo with those TA-TA's !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:31PM on Dec 13th 2008 by Hep C

17. The long haired dude on TMZ is a wimp and I would tap him out in 3 seconds. He is Levin's butt buddy. WImp

Posted at 3:36PM on Dec 13th 2008 by The King of Kings

18. is this scurvy website working right yet. i've posted twice and got no email

Posted at 3:38PM on Dec 13th 2008 by capt ahab

19. The cute blond boy? But of course. I shoud have kown no straight guy looks like that..

Posted at 5:45PM on Dec 13th 2008 by Mera

20. Max, the long-haired blonde guy, is a surfer. Not gay. He's a decent guy, for being a pap, that is.

Posted at 6:14PM on Dec 13th 2008 by sparrow

21. WTF??? S.S. Hepatitis??? That was completely uncalled for! TMZ is just getting sleazier and sleazier everyday

Posted at 9:06PM on Dec 13th 2008 by MAL3980

22. You know it's wrong to even dare bring up the Hepatitis thing. I have Hep and it is a very private thing. As soon as I read that I was actually myself insulted. Who ever came up with that idea should maybe in the future reconsider adding something like that to their posting. I mean we don't see Magic Johnson and post something offensive about him having AIDS right? So pam isn't the most kosher person... Well what are we when we are here judging and talking crap about her utmost personal issues... I am frowning deeply on TMZ right now... : (

Posted at 10:10PM on Dec 13th 2008 by Nancy

23. This is so weird, even for tmz. Is it possible the little dears on staff thought they were talking about genital herpes? At least that would fit their juvenile attempt at humor. Or maybe they don't know the difference between viral hepatitis B (often sexually transmitted) and hepatitis C (not really).

Hepatitis A is spread by poor hygiene (wash your hands before handling food, folks, the virus is found in your stool). Hepatitis B can be spread by contact with either contaminated blood or bodily fluids such as saliva and semen (which is why sexual contact is a frequent transmission route, although just sharing a toothbrush can get you into trouble). Both these diseases tend to be acute rather than chronic - you're sick for a while, then you're ok.

But the really nasty and typically chronic disease Hepatitis C is actually very hard to get through sexual contact unless you bleed in the process -- it is contracted through contact with contaminated blood. Blood transfusions used to be a major source, also needles/razors shared for any purpose - I think Pam Anderson says she got it from a shared tattoo needle. Health care workers risk getting the virus from accidental needle sticks. Does a real number on your liver ("hepatitis" just means liver inflammation), so a big risk is liver failure and liver cancer in addition to many other chronic problems when your major detoxifying organ isn't working well. More treatments are available today, at least, but it's still a miserable chronic disease. Not much to joke about.

Posted at 12:01AM on Dec 14th 2008 by jwoolman

24. Tommy Lee still denies Hep C!

Posted at 1:11AM on Dec 14th 2008 by hahahahahahahahahahaha

25. THAT COMMENT ABOUT S.S.HEPATITUS WAS JUST PLAIN MEAN SPIRITED.
YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL YOU DO NOT HAVE IT!!!

Posted at 1:12PM on Dec 14th 2008 by Annie Bananie

26. What I want to know is where are her kids???

All I've seen & heard lately has been about Pam being or getting naked. (As if the entire world hasn't had enough of that already! Ewwww!)

Posted at 10:14AM on Dec 15th 2008 by nothing better to do

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