Hulk Raises Terror Alert to Red

1. Does anyone besides TMZ honestly care?

Posted at 9:27AM on Dec 16th 2008 by not2breckonedwith

2. Oh dear God, someone shoot this man and the rest of his family...quickly....really.

Posted at 9:34AM on Dec 16th 2008 by Luke Warmwater

3. That damn family---- nothing but trash. I would say they should go join the circus but "circus folk" have much more class than all of the hogans combined. The organization that named Terry father of the year should be run out of town. What a disgrace. If you wrote a book about the family no one would believe that idiots would do such things. Hey Terry, don't show us your under-clothes anymore. You have showed the world your ASS of a family enough. And, for christmas, why not buy your skank daughter some clothes that are actually her size to wear. I guess she really has spent a lot of time around you and Linda. Now go oil up old Brookie's ass cheeks "DADDY".

Posted at 9:38AM on Dec 16th 2008 by ATL

4. What did Hulk do? Hes fine. its that stupid bitch Linda and that retard Nick! Hulk wears red underwear cause back in the 70s he wore red underwear on a plane trip and the plane crashed and he wears red underwear now on all his flights for good luck.

Posted at 9:48AM on Dec 16th 2008 by Justin

5. Ewwwwww. Man-ties. Ick. The LAST thing I wanted to see before breakfast was Hulk Hogan AND his panties. Just one without the other is bad enough. I agree with ATL - this family is PURE WHITE TRASH. It is such good news that his "family show" is off the air and that Brooke's is following closely behind. None of them has an ounce of talent. Brooke sings like a cat in heat. Horrible. Give head, sweetie. It may help with those pipes.

Posted at 10:03AM on Dec 16th 2008 by Yikes-A-Hooty

6. HULK RULES FOREVER! All of you jealous biyatches can suck it!

Posted at 10:10AM on Dec 16th 2008 by Janice Marie

7. Janice Marie-----you sound like the perfect girl for Hulkie. A class act that can't spell. A match made in heaven. I bet he'll even let you wear his boa and bright red undies.

Posted at 10:51AM on Dec 16th 2008 by atl

8. The Hulkster, ever the superhero, is just wearing the fabric of choice of caped crusaders from back in the day.

Posted at 11:01AM on Dec 16th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

9. What's the big deal? This guy has made a fortune in his underwear. How many times have you actually seen this guy wearing clothes? It's not his underwear, it's his costume.

Posted at 11:42AM on Dec 16th 2008 by DaveinTulsa

10. Hey Dave in Tulsa: What kind of costume do you wear when you fly?

Posted at 11:58AM on Dec 16th 2008 by coastal

11. coastal, i dont know what planet youre from, but people cant fly! EARTH TO MORON!?!?!?!?!

Posted at 12:10PM on Dec 16th 2008 by Justin

12. Yo Justin What kind of drugs are you on today? Coastal is right---hulk is a freak and you are too. Sounds like you are a little too eager to defend hulk. Crush? Now, run and ask your mommie how to give a good b-job for your man hulkie. You sound poor. Maybe hulkie can pay you for your sevices.

Posted at 1:53PM on Dec 16th 2008 by Jameson

13. Yo Jameson: don't waste your time with Justin. He's very funny. Look at his message. !?!?!?!?---looks like something a small child would do. Justin, hope santa brings you a Hulk poster and a box of crayons and your very own boa for christmas. Now, use your new crayons and draw a life!

Posted at 2:29PM on Dec 16th 2008 by coastal

14. oh, im so hurt by what you said. i really care what you loser say about me. im sure you picked on little kids in school and took their lunch money. wow, you call me names, youre such a big person.

Posted at 2:32PM on Dec 16th 2008 by Justin

15. draw a life? are you f-ing kidding me? thats the dumbest thing ive ever read. how the hell do you "draw a life"? please tell me.

Posted at 2:37PM on Dec 16th 2008 by Justin