J. Lo -- Much Ado About No Ring

16. Just another sham Hollywood marriage. Do you really think they are fooling anyone..

Posted at 8:40PM on Dec 17th 2008 by Ironmike

17. She never smiles anymore.. She's not happy with this guy, it's written all over her fae.

Posted at 9:13PM on Dec 17th 2008 by sam

18. so non typical mexican woman----they dont run things, they go along to get along. Or is it PR women? Ah, whats the difference, they both speak spanish and dont dare get out of line with the men in their lives. Or they face beatings---its common knowledge latin men mistreat their women as a way of culture. Terrible isnt it?

But that little twerp cant lay a hand on her, she got more weight in the be-hind than he do in his whole body.

Buena Suerte

Posted at 9:07PM on Dec 17th 2008 by they beat their women..not all, but most do...

19. Can't a celebrity forget her ring on the kitchen sink like the rest of the planet without the media speculating that her marriage is over?

Posted at 10:56PM on Dec 17th 2008 by TLC

20. show off the bling ? how shallow of a thing too say typical of females too say thus thats all they care about the rock u dont need a stupid ring jlo who mark anythony who both of there carrers went down the drain over 5 years ago old news shes still really hot tho hast lost her good looks for now she is getting up there in age

Posted at 12:03AM on Dec 18th 2008 by steve

21. he is a woman beater i know it i know it for a fackt

Posted at 11:15AM on Dec 19th 2008 by gustavo Garces

22. Jennifer Lopez will divorce Marc Anthony for good!!!! Skeletor will find another woman. And Jennifer Lopez will marry me for good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:12AM on Dec 18th 2008 by George William Gockel

23. i don't like her, but damn...do all of you ALWAYS wear your wedding ring? i don't the solitaire rubs on the side of my finger and gets annoying after awhile. i don't need to look down at a ring to know i'm married.

Posted at 5:57AM on Dec 18th 2008 by beth

24. you made your bed J-HOE now lie in it.

Posted at 5:51PM on Dec 17th 2008 by Ash

She doesn't make beds, she just lays in them. Isn't that why she is famous?

Posted at 3:24AM on Dec 18th 2008 by straight....no chaser

25. Oh well. I'm sure all the cuddly animals that get tortured for her coats and eyelashes just wish she would stop wearing fur. Can't stand either of them.

Posted at 7:56AM on Dec 18th 2008 by Fur hags are evil,,,

26. #16:

AHHHHH, I think Jen could take him. He weighs, what, like 101 pounds? He is shorter than her, and she works out and is in way better shape. I think HIS ugly a$$ would get owned! She could knock the sh!t out him is my guess.

That said, not EVERY man who is latin beats up their woman. That was stupid to say. I know many gals from all types of hispanic heritage and they ain't takin' no crappola from a man.

Posted at 9:00AM on Dec 18th 2008 by Please already!

27. Lovely new face lift - wonder when the pinched look on her neck will wear off? 2016? Hate to see that when she turns her head sideways - must look like she's caught up in a garotte.

Hyever, Harvey Levin's facelift from the summer is nearly inconspicuous. (Only nearly troll, stop congratulating yourself and get back to making fun of everyone else whose issues you too are caught up in!)

Posted at 11:32AM on Dec 18th 2008 by H. Levine

28. I think Affleck still pines for her. By the way, why isn't he home with his wife instead of posing for photo ops to prove how concered he is about the world?

Posted at 3:18PM on Dec 18th 2008 by scarlett

29. Affleck has his beautiful European princess he didn't want this Boricua fat maid so get over it you stupid gross pig. Affleck dumped her he didn't want little ugly half-breeds so deal with it.

Posted at 12:24PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Pammy

30. CALL IT KARMA OR WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND, BUT THEY NEED TO OWN WHAT THEY BOUGHT IN THEIR WORLD. .NEITHER OF THEM VALUE ANYTHING, INCLUDING 2 BABIES THEY BROUGHT INTO THIS MESS.IT'S ALL FOR SHOW. MARC HAS A LITTER OF KIDS AND JLO (WOULD YOU REALLY WANT YOUR MOM TO BE JLO? ICK?) HAS A LITTER OF MEN. THEY ARE BOTH SELFISH AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE ABOUT THEM. WHY DOES JLO LOOK LIKE SHE NEEDS TO TAKE A CRAP IN EVERY PICTURE SHE TAKES? THEY ARE BOTH PIGS IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD.

Posted at 12:35PM on Dec 18th 2008 by poppy