Rabid Fan Arrested Trying to Get to Lohan

16. Maybe he needed some cocaine?

Posted at 12:05PM on Dec 17th 2008 by Cartman

17. Breaking news would be if the fan actually caught her, got rid of her, and did the world a huge favor!!!

Posted at 12:11PM on Dec 17th 2008 by Deezeey

18. Sam's come a long way, deejaying at the JACKRABBIT SUPPER CLUB AND LOUNGE in Scottsdale. Were there no openings at the local Holiday Inn lounge? At least she has a job, though, unlike Lindsay, whose attitude has caused her to be persona non grata among movie execs.

Posted at 1:37PM on Dec 17th 2008 by Jimmy Fedoosha

19. What's wrong with this guy? Unless he has something between his legs that begin with the letter "V", "P", or "C", Lohan isn't interested.

Posted at 2:00PM on Dec 17th 2008 by pncmsing

20. since when is LezLo so Emo: http://tinyurl.com/6poz6v

Posted at 2:52PM on Dec 17th 2008 by Perez Hilton

21. she should hire me as her bodyguard. i am a retired usmc, a 3rd degree black belt in karate a boxer and a member of the Hells Angels motocycle club in Arizona. we make the best body guards because when people see us in our club colors /cuts/vest they dont want to mess with us at all! this stalker nobody was a lil twerp anyway. i can see that by how he looks and the nerdy dork geek clothes he wears. he is no match for an Hells Angels 1%er outlaw biker body guard. WE ARE THE BEST, F.....K THE REST! hey lindsay give us a call next time your in the VALLEY OF THE SUN AND NEED REAL PROTECTION! SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL HELLS ANGELS MC ARIZONA!

Posted at 3:14PM on Dec 17th 2008 by Chico

22. i think this guy was just your local drunk at the local bar not a real stalker. they try to make everything into a stalker thing nowdays. he was a simple drunk folks thats all. no big deal. go to a bar and you can see drunk fools like this all day long when there is sexy pretty chicks around. whats new? nothing. boring story.

Posted at 3:14PM on Dec 17th 2008 by jimmy

23. when you are a RABID FAN does that mean you have RABIES? did they test him for rabies? this is what happens when people drink to much. beer ,booze. try smoking pot instead and you wont be a drunk like this guy. GOD MADE POT, MAN MADE LIQUOR. WHO DO YOU TRUST? AN OLD HIPPIE SAYING FROM THE 1960S.

Posted at 3:20PM on Dec 17th 2008 by old hippie

24. A "fan"? He's probably her coke dealer- she owes him money. I mean, c'mon... we know Lohan doesn't have any fans aside from Sam Ronson.

Posted at 3:22PM on Dec 17th 2008 by Mika

25. "GOD MADE POT, MAN MADE LIQUOR. WHO DO YOU TRUST? AN OLD HIPPIE SAYING FROM THE 1960S."

I hate this stupid nonsensical saying. Maybe the hippy that came up with that gem should've sobered up first.

The "rosary pea" is a beautiful plant made by "God". It is also one of the most deadly plants on the planet- eating the seeds will cause death. Beer is man-made. Which are you going to trust again...?

Note: Most of the deadliest substances on earth are 100% "Natural" and "God-made", mmkay?

Posted at 3:30PM on Dec 17th 2008 by Mika

26. that hippie who came up with that saying is me. im 69 years old. i dont do drugs or drink never did. but its still the truth. god did make pot, man did make liquor, who do you trust? god also made vegatables that we eat. but dont eat everything just some things. drunks are alot more trouble than stoned pot head stoners anyday. ever notice its mothers against drunk drivers not stoned drivers? drunks kill all of people driving and fight all the time. pot smoking stoners do not. god loves peacful mellow easy going folks not meaness and out of control angry types and trouble makers. ever notice how christmas is about peace and love not the drunkin circus humanity has turned it into?

Posted at 3:43PM on Dec 17th 2008 by old hippie

27. mika sounds like a drunk loser and possible alkie who needs aa or an old boring straight white surburban lady from the oprah winfrey fan club. i will get stoned anyday over being a drunk. drunks are trouble in every bar you go into. this story is proof of that.

Posted at 3:49PM on Dec 17th 2008 by susie

28. I am Dan Combs the guy who was busted last night in Scottsdale Arizona. i bailed out of jail this morning. i was drunk and acting stupid last night and i was not stalking miss lohan. i was simply very drunk and being rowdy! they made this into a strory that is not true. they should do something about all the xtc and cocaine being sold at this club if you ask me. i was not stalking anyone i was drunk and yelling at lindsay thats all. she didnt even see , hear or notice me after all that. this is the real story. quite the boring story huh?

Posted at 4:13PM on Dec 17th 2008 by Dan Combs

29. Okay...so if neither Sam nor Lindsay knew what was happening why did ABC15 post this:

Jackrabbit Lounge club owner Dan Wierck said, "The gentleman became very excited when he realized he was so close to Samantha and he has a history of being a stalker with Lindsay Lohan so he immediately attacked her and started yelling, 'I love her, I love her.'"

http://www.abc15.com/content/entertainment/localevents/story/Man-attacks-Lindsay-Lohan-at-popular-Scottsdale/dr5r5moi9UySEPgsfOFlFA.cspx

Posted at 4:30PM on Dec 17th 2008 by JackieMichele

30. Damn...wrong quote:

Wierck stated that the man had never been to the club before and that Lohan recognized him during the attack.

Posted at 4:32PM on Dec 17th 2008 by JackieMichele