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Posted Dec 18th 2008 5:10PM by TMZ Staff

The CondometricLying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.

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1. note to self...brush-up on the metric system...looks like fun!

Posted at 5:19PM on Dec 18th 2008 by jen jen

2. Minge pulls one over A-Rod's head like a dunce cap when she makes him sit in the corner for speaking without being spoken to.

Posted at 5:18PM on Dec 18th 2008 by kan

3. Cause size doesn't matter, lol!

Posted at 5:35PM on Dec 18th 2008 by MSG

4.
BAAAH-HAHAHAHAAAA!!

Posted at 5:38PM on Dec 18th 2008 by my2.5cent

5. At least they measure in centimeters.

Posted at 5:39PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Rahul

6. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:48PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Higgy

7. Shouldn't the "ruler" start the other way. If you are in there and go to the 20 mark, that really is the 5 mark. Right??

Posted at 5:50PM on Dec 18th 2008 by hell-O

8. Ok, i'm a woman but this is a BAD idea!!!!! What good could come of it?

Posted at 6:07PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Mya

9. 7. Shouldn't the "ruler" start the other way. If you are in there and go to the 20 mark, that really is the 5 mark. Right??
Posted at 5:50PM on Dec 18th 2008 by hell-O

You’re observant. Maybe they were giving the guy a fighting chance hoping the girl couldn't do math?


Posted at 6:10PM on Dec 18th 2008 by MSG

10. WTF!! Just go in Raw and pull out...lol

Posted at 6:20PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Mr Cool

11. why are they so small? note to self dont date euros

Posted at 6:20PM on Dec 18th 2008 by f them all

12. Oh yeah dont date a woman who has kids..lol No human penis could fit properly....EWW

Posted at 6:22PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Mr Cool

13. yes !! i love it now I could show off my true manhood !! I wish i could walk naked and show off my unit so ladies could see how average I'm. Thanks alot who ever invented this now i need to buy pump dam !

Posted at 6:29PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Batman

14. Dont worry guys, its the aize of your wallet that really matters

Posted at 6:42PM on Dec 18th 2008 by TOOT TOOT THE PROSTITUTE

15. That's going to be the least selling product of all time. What fool man is going to step into that thing???

Posted at 6:46PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Susy

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