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One to Grow On ...

12/18/2008 7:10 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.

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jen jen    

note to self...brush-up on the metric system...looks like fun!

1948 days ago
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kan    

Minge pulls one over A-Rod's head like a dunce cap when she makes him sit in the corner for speaking without being spoken to.

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Melissa    

Cause size doesn't matter, lol!

1948 days ago
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!!    


BAAAH-HAHAHAHAAAA!!

1948 days ago
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Rahul    

At least they measure in centimeters.

1948 days ago
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Higgy    

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!

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Bunny Pembridge    

Shouldn't the "ruler" start the other way. If you are in there and go to the 20 mark, that really is the 5 mark. Right??

1948 days ago
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mya    

Ok, i'm a woman but this is a BAD idea!!!!! What good could come of it?

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Melissa    

7. Shouldn't the "ruler" start the other way. If you are in there and go to the 20 mark, that really is the 5 mark. Right??
Posted at 5:50PM on Dec 18th 2008 by hell-O

You’re observant. Maybe they were giving the guy a fighting chance hoping the girl couldn't do math?


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HOLLYWOOD STANDARD    

WTF!! Just go in Raw and pull out...lol

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OJ    

why are they so small? note to self dont date euros

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HOLLYWOOD STANDARD    

Oh yeah dont date a woman who has kids..lol No human penis could fit properly....EWW

1948 days ago
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titts and Ass    

yes !! i love it now I could show off my true manhood !! I wish i could walk naked and show off my unit so ladies could see how average I'm. Thanks alot who ever invented this now i need to buy pump dam !

1948 days ago
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Skanks R Us    

Dont worry guys, its the aize of your wallet that really matters

1948 days ago
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Carrys F.    

That's going to be the least selling product of all time. What fool man is going to step into that thing???

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