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12/18/2008 7:10 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
One to Grow On ...

Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.

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jen jen:  1153 days ago

note to self...brush-up on the metric system...looks like fun!

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kan:  1153 days ago

Minge pulls one over A-Rod's head like a dunce cap when she makes him sit in the corner for speaking without being spoken to.

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Melissa:  1153 days ago

Cause size doesn't matter, lol!

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!!:  1153 days ago


BAAAH-HAHAHAHAAAA!!

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Rahul:  1153 days ago

At least they measure in centimeters.

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Higgy:  1153 days ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!

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Bunny Pembridge:  1153 days ago

Shouldn't the "ruler" start the other way. If you are in there and go to the 20 mark, that really is the 5 mark. Right??

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mya:  1153 days ago

Ok, i'm a woman but this is a BAD idea!!!!! What good could come of it?

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Melissa:  1153 days ago

7. Shouldn't the "ruler" start the other way. If you are in there and go to the 20 mark, that really is the 5 mark. Right??
Posted at 5:50PM on Dec 18th 2008 by hell-O

You’re observant. Maybe they were giving the guy a fighting chance hoping the girl couldn't do math?


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HOLLYWOOD STANDARD:  1153 days ago

WTF!! Just go in Raw and pull out...lol

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OJ:  1153 days ago

why are they so small? note to self dont date euros

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HOLLYWOOD STANDARD:  1153 days ago

Oh yeah dont date a woman who has kids..lol No human penis could fit properly....EWW

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titts and Ass:  1153 days ago

yes !! i love it now I could show off my true manhood !! I wish i could walk naked and show off my unit so ladies could see how average I'm. Thanks alot who ever invented this now i need to buy pump dam !

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Skanks R Us:  1153 days ago

Dont worry guys, its the aize of your wallet that really matters

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Carrys F.:  1153 days ago

That's going to be the least selling product of all time. What fool man is going to step into that thing???

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