One to Grow On ...

The CondometricLying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.



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16. gee cant even spell size right,, i blame my socio economic status and the fact that i was not spanked as a child

Posted at 6:45PM on Dec 18th 2008 by TOOT TOOT THE PROSTITUTE

17. considering the fact that an average penis size makes up about 95 % of the worlds population i dont think this product will be in business very long.

Posted at 6:54PM on Dec 18th 2008 by umm

18. 16. That's going to be the least selling product of all time. What fool man is going to step into that thing???
Posted at 6:46PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Susy

One who is large enough to ride the ride ;)

Posted at 7:03PM on Dec 18th 2008 by MSG

19. #7. Actually I think that's right because the condom unrolls from the tip so as you unroll it then it will show the correct size... in other words, on smaller guys they'll stop unrolling at, say, 5 inches, and then average guys will unroll a little bit more and so on.

Now, if they were REALLY smart they'd make this with inaccurate measurements, in other words have it say 8 inches when it's only six. Then they'd make millions!

Posted at 9:09PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Judy

20. 7. Shouldn't the "ruler" start the other way. If you are in there and go to the 20 mark, that really is the 5 mark. Right??

Posted at 5:50PM on Dec 18th 2008 by hell-O


ummm...don't you know how to put on a condom? you role it down from the tip...so this would be the accurate way to put the measurements on. Just so ya know...

Posted at 7:33PM on Dec 18th 2008 by marie

21. OMG.....thats awesome!!

Posted at 9:20PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Meegs

22. Gonna give you every millimeter of my love.

Posted at 9:47PM on Dec 18th 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

23. I like to measure my penis in centimeters...that was it seems larger.

Wow, 18 centimeters!!!

Posted at 9:52PM on Dec 18th 2008 by swm

24. If this thing comes in centimeters and inches does that mean it would only go up to 9 inches because 25 centimeters is only approx 9 3/4 inches. This would make a great gag gift. I wonder if they sell them on the internet.

Posted at 9:53PM on Dec 18th 2008 by flutterbye71108

25. what a crazy world we live in.. Its weird actually, because if you think about men and women

men will let a difference of 2 -3 inches mess with their self confidence and women will let a difference of like 10 -15 pounds hurt their image as well.. Human beings are weird..LOL

Posted at 9:56PM on Dec 18th 2008 by hah

26. hey fellas, i just wanna say i would'nt by these rubbers unless i was packin like a porn star for real

Posted at 11:16PM on Dec 18th 2008 by would'nt you like to know

27. whats up with them small ass rubbers?!

Posted at 11:23PM on Dec 18th 2008 by john jones

28. I really don't understand the point in them, if it was really to show accurate size I am going to imagine the other person will have a general idea of the size because they should only have a condom on!

Posted at 2:07AM on Dec 19th 2008 by Josh

29. It used to be WOMEN who wanted the lights out during sex!

Posted at 11:47PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Kay

30. I'm willing to step up and try one on. Any ladies want to witness? If so, hit me up on yahoo messenger or email (shaun_267)

Posted at 12:16AM on Dec 19th 2008 by Shaun

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