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One to Grow On ...

12/18/2008 7:10 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.

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16.

Skanks R Us    

gee cant even spell size right,, i blame my socio economic status and the fact that i was not spanked as a child

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HOLLYWOOD STANDARD    

considering the fact that an average penis size makes up about 95 % of the worlds population i dont think this product will be in business very long.

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18.

Melissa    

16. That's going to be the least selling product of all time. What fool man is going to step into that thing???
Posted at 6:46PM on Dec 18th 2008 by Susy

One who is large enough to ride the ride ;)

2100 days ago
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Judy    

#7. Actually I think that's right because the condom unrolls from the tip so as you unroll it then it will show the correct size... in other words, on smaller guys they'll stop unrolling at, say, 5 inches, and then average guys will unroll a little bit more and so on.

Now, if they were REALLY smart they'd make this with inaccurate measurements, in other words have it say 8 inches when it's only six. Then they'd make millions!

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20.

Erin    

7. Shouldn't the "ruler" start the other way. If you are in there and go to the 20 mark, that really is the 5 mark. Right??

Posted at 5:50PM on Dec 18th 2008 by hell-O


ummm...don't you know how to put on a condom? you role it down from the tip...so this would be the accurate way to put the measurements on. Just so ya know...

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21.

Meegs    

OMG.....thats awesome!!

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22.

wasted days and wasted nights    

Gonna give you every millimeter of my love.

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23.

FLAKEY WHITE STUFF    

I like to measure my penis in centimeters...that was it seems larger.

Wow, 18 centimeters!!!

2100 days ago
24.

flutterbye71108    

If this thing comes in centimeters and inches does that mean it would only go up to 9 inches because 25 centimeters is only approx 9 3/4 inches. This would make a great gag gift. I wonder if they sell them on the internet.

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HOLLYWOOD STANDARD    

what a crazy world we live in.. Its weird actually, because if you think about men and women

men will let a difference of 2 -3 inches mess with their self confidence and women will let a difference of like 10 -15 pounds hurt their image as well.. Human beings are weird..LOL

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26.

would'nt you like to know    

hey fellas, i just wanna say i would'nt by these rubbers unless i was packin like a porn star for real

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27.

john johnson    

whats up with them small ass rubbers?!

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28.

J    

I really don't understand the point in them, if it was really to show accurate size I am going to imagine the other person will have a general idea of the size because they should only have a condom on!

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29.

Kay    

It used to be WOMEN who wanted the lights out during sex!

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30.

shaun    

I'm willing to step up and try one on. Any ladies want to witness? If so, hit me up on yahoo messenger or email (shaun_267)

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