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The CondometricLying about the size of your manhood just got a little bit, er, harder.

A European company has created the petite man's worst nightmare -- a "single-use" prophylactic with a ruler printed on its side. Are you a man or a mini me?!

Condometric comes (no pun intended) in flavors like cherry, lime and, appropriately enough, banana and is available in centimeters and inches. But remember, you must be THIS big to buy this product.



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31. I've never seen one before. Is that what condoms actually look like? Creepy!

Posted at 12:22AM on Dec 19th 2008 by Dee

32. Umm, to #6 and #8...you people are slow. If the measurements were the other way, that would mean the guy would have the rest of the condom hanging off the tip of his penis.

Posted at 4:48AM on Dec 19th 2008 by G

33. the "ruler" is that way because when you put on a condom, you slide it down the shaft, not up. CMON people. its basic sex ed.

Posted at 6:22AM on Dec 19th 2008 by Matt

34. Even though the Tool Age was the second Age after the Stone Age, to this day men act like they just discovered it. Once a baby boy gets his hand on it, it is the most important thing on his mind his entire life, it seems.
Same with teenagers and sex. They just invented it.
Oh well, as the world turns...

Posted at 9:47AM on Dec 19th 2008 by Lyn

35. I think you few who are questioning this products... er... longevity... are not seeing its real client base. It is not the man that will be buying them, instead it will be the woman. Imagine picking up a woman at a bar, going back to her place, getting ready for the wild thing only to discover you are not equipped. "No problem," say she, and out comes one of these.

Now what are you going to do?

Posted at 9:58AM on Dec 19th 2008 by The Observer

36. Circa 1957 - we carried a Peter Meter in our purses. Nothing is new anymore.

Posted at 11:01AM on Dec 19th 2008 by WTF

37. This is a novelty idea. Of course the persona buying it, has an idea of the size of their package. If a girl was buying it for a guy, she would probably want to do this as a joke. If you had a choice of this condom or a regular one; I think most would go for this one just for the laugh. If you are a small man, then you better have the regular ones on heand in case your girl pulls one of these out.

Yeah, size does matter. I have had both, and only people with small penises or girls who have not had a big -one say this. Not to say you cant enjoy the smaller one, but the bigger one is much better.

Posted at 11:37AM on Dec 19th 2008 by Jazz

38. ((( earth to all penises ))) size does matter...to all the little fellas..you better be able to pull other sex tricks out of your hat...it's a deal breaker !!!

Posted at 2:11PM on Dec 19th 2008 by northern gypsy

39. If the penis measures out to less than 6 inches then that guy is just getting a bj if he's cute. lol

If the penis is larger than 6 inches then there will be no bj's for sure. lol

I hate it when they cause me to gag.

Posted at 7:22PM on Dec 19th 2008 by STFU

40. Size doesn't matter! I like a little pony between my legs.

Posted at 8:57PM on Dec 19th 2008 by Quangena

41. So do they put the ruler on it so guys can compare themselves in the shower or what? I don't see the point of it..... so to speak.

Posted at 12:22AM on Dec 20th 2008 by Erika

42. Um, to make it clear to all the folks who say "size does matter" : yes, but bigger is definitely not better. Any girl that's ever had an 8 1/2" thing in her chach (or worse, in another orifice) knows that it pretty much feels like your uterus is up near your heart and that you are going to throw up your intestines at any minute. Not a very attractive thing, especially if the guy has excessive girth too. The human vagina was not designed to take more than 7.5" inches pleasurably (why most dildos are that size), so too big is just, well too big. Not saying that small (under 4") is desirable, but there's nothing wrong with average if you are average. ;-)
And this company just sounds like the best and worst thing to happen to sex. Best: if you're an American, you can probably get it in centimeters and have some unknowing girl think you are HUGE. Worst: guys who think they are huge when they are just about average (95% of the male population) may be crushed and may never have sex again.

Posted at 11:07AM on Dec 22nd 2008 by Queen of Debt

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