Madonna Dates Jesus -- Jesus!

1. Did I just a cougar growl?

Posted at 3:38PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Beth

2. return of the cougar trend.... young ladies hide your young men they are coming for those young and unwrinkled bodies

Posted at 3:44PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by yvette

3. Boyfriend? You mean boy toy. No in-shape male under 35 would want this old bag of bones.

Posted at 3:44PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by frankiestage

4. She is BaCk......and now catching up to her previously slutty ways.....go MaDoNnA

Posted at 3:46PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by my 3 cents

5. Can ya'll say nasty sugar mama!

Posted at 3:47PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by whatever

6. And this is news because...???

Posted at 3:48PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by WrinkledOldHag

7. in this pictur they are leaving a party in a Sao Paulo club not a restaurant and happen in sunday after her last show in brasil.

Posted at 3:53PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by marilia

8. Beau or gigolo? Can't imagine he'd do her for love.

Posted at 4:00PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Kay

9. If Mad is seeing him, it's only for a little 'boy toy' time, nothing serious.

Posted at 4:01PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by jezzy

10. back in 84 she was hot!...not so much now

im sure she needs more lube than a 71 pontiac

Posted at 4:02PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by f them all

11. WHY WOULD THIS YOUND HANDSOME GUY WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THE NEXT BARBRA STREISAND? SHE CAN'T BE THAT GOOD IN BED AND I AM SURE THAT SHE IS NOT VERY ATTRACTIVE WITHOUT CLOTHES

Posted at 4:09PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by reason

12. gez us....check out the mits on that cougar!!!! Man HANDS!! YIKES!

Posted at 4:10PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by ice ice baby

13. Seriously? What happened to A-Rod?

Posted at 4:11PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by river rat

14. Despite rumors of being in a relationship, Weekly World News reporters have discovered the two are actually planning a controversial nativity scene!

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/madonna-nativity-shocker/

Posted at 4:26PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by laurie

15. TACKY

Posted at 4:27PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Foghorn Leghorn