Madonna Dates Jesus -- Jesus!

16. Despite rumors of being in a relationship, Weekly World News reporters have discovered the two are actually planning a controversial nativity scene!

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/madonna-nativity-shocker/

Posted at 4:26PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by laurie

17. Madonna looks like a blonde haired California Raisin. haha

Posted at 4:35PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by go away

18. It’s impossible to believe that Jesus or any other semi-normal man under the age of 30 would touch that worn out, over the hill, STD waiting to infect woman for ANY reason other than money. Not to mention that her “equipment” must also be worn out. She probably reminded A-Rod of his old stretched out of shape, brittle and beat up first baseball glove from his youth. Madonna needs to be put in a closet or basement like that old baseball glove and just hope that a few people will remember her and smile at what she was not what she has become.

This is an example of the hypocrisy of the US laws against prostitution. The US needs to just legalize prostitution and tax the hell out of it. Use the massive and it would be a massive revenues to control the industry. Keep men and woman under a certain age, say 18 out of it. Provide medical checks for the providers. Then the Madonna’s of the world can just go shopping and quit the entire BS and sneaking around.

Posted at 4:37PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by cowbulls

19. that works. Maybe 21 will make her smile again??

Posted at 8:57PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by anon

20. You're all just too cynical for anyone's good. Jesus Luz isn't her new boyfriend; she's planning to adopt him.

Posted at 4:53PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Sencho

21. Crypt Keeper hands. Veins and bones.

Good grief. And what the EFF is that DUMB thing on her head??

She needs to stop. She looks foolish.

Posted at 5:01PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Enya Face

22. You go Madge! I'd do the same thing in your position. And the rest of you--deal with it. You think Larry King's wife is with him for his charm, good looks and personality? Cyndi Lauper said it best--"Money changes everything!"

Posted at 5:43PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Lana Caine

23. He doesn't even look old enough to drink. He can't be older than 21?

If I was his mother, I would give him a long good talking to. I wouldn't want her claws into my son.

Disgusting. Time to grow up Madonna. He's probably closer in age to Lordes than you.

Posted at 6:43PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Nin

24. You go, girl!!

Posted at 5:36PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Pocahontas

25. Is that a zombie behind her ?

Posted at 5:41PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Judy

26. If she's having a little fun with him then good for her. Funny, NEVER heard of him until he was seen with her. That may have been the purpose. If you need to get your name/face out there, be seen with a controversial almost divorced superstar.

But where's the baseball "soul mate"? Dumped I hope. Serves him right.

Posted at 5:45PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by jdk

27. ok folks, if hugh hefner can do it, so can madonna!

Posted at 6:11PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by midi

28. Vigin mother's baby daddy?

Posted at 5:02AM on Dec 24th 2008 by Mike

29. I really don't see what the problem is, except she needs two more youngsters for a complete set.

Posted at 6:50PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Mr. Hugh Hefner

30. Everything this woman does is for press. She needs PR like the rest of us need food and shelter. I don't buy anything she is selling.

Posted at 7:21PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by brewstie