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Madonna Dates Jesus -- Jesus!

12/23/2008 5:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Madonna was leaving a restaurant in Sao Paulo, Brazil last night and guess who just happened to be lurking in the background? 21-year-old model -- and Madge's new rumored beau -- Jesus Luz.


The pair allegedly met at a photo shoot for W magazine.

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h20    

TACKY

1941 days ago
17.

laurie    

Despite rumors of being in a relationship, Weekly World News reporters have discovered the two are actually planning a controversial nativity scene!

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/madonna-nativity-shocker/

1941 days ago
18.

Boo Hoo    

Madonna looks like a blonde haired California Raisin. haha

1941 days ago
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cowbulls    

It’s impossible to believe that Jesus or any other semi-normal man under the age of 30 would touch that worn out, over the hill, STD waiting to infect woman for ANY reason other than money. Not to mention that her “equipment” must also be worn out. She probably reminded A-Rod of his old stretched out of shape, brittle and beat up first baseball glove from his youth. Madonna needs to be put in a closet or basement like that old baseball glove and just hope that a few people will remember her and smile at what she was not what she has become.

This is an example of the hypocrisy of the US laws against prostitution. The US needs to just legalize prostitution and tax the hell out of it. Use the massive and it would be a massive revenues to control the industry. Keep men and woman under a certain age, say 18 out of it. Provide medical checks for the providers. Then the Madonna’s of the world can just go shopping and quit the entire BS and sneaking around.

1941 days ago
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jonalisa    

that works. Maybe 21 will make her smile again??

1941 days ago
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Sencho    

You're all just too cynical for anyone's good. Jesus Luz isn't her new boyfriend; she's planning to adopt him.

1941 days ago
22.

butterlegs    

Crypt Keeper hands. Veins and bones.

Good grief. And what the EFF is that DUMB thing on her head??

She needs to stop. She looks foolish.

1941 days ago
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Lana Caine    

You go Madge! I'd do the same thing in your position. And the rest of you--deal with it. You think Larry King's wife is with him for his charm, good looks and personality? Cyndi Lauper said it best--"Money changes everything!"

1941 days ago
24.

Nancy    

He doesn't even look old enough to drink. He can't be older than 21?

If I was his mother, I would give him a long good talking to. I wouldn't want her claws into my son.

Disgusting. Time to grow up Madonna. He's probably closer in age to Lordes than you.

1941 days ago
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Obama Hussein Barak is the Anti-Christ    

You go, girl!!

1941 days ago
26.

judy    

Is that a zombie behind her ?

1941 days ago
27.

jdk    

If she's having a little fun with him then good for her. Funny, NEVER heard of him until he was seen with her. That may have been the purpose. If you need to get your name/face out there, be seen with a controversial almost divorced superstar.

But where's the baseball "soul mate"? Dumped I hope. Serves him right.

1941 days ago
28.

midi    

ok folks, if hugh hefner can do it, so can madonna!

1941 days ago
29.

ebneila    

Vigin mother's baby daddy?

1941 days ago
30.

Get a Clue    

I really don't see what the problem is, except she needs two more youngsters for a complete set.

1941 days ago
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