Madonna Dates Jesus -- Jesus!

31. Why can't these have beens be with someone their own age? Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Madonna....the list goes on and on. Age seems to terrify them, so they live through their boy*toys or girl*toys. Simply deluded. And sad.

Posted at 7:32PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Winter is here

32. MADD DONNA is a natural EXHIBITIONIST.. she built her entire career on her propensity to sit in the nude on street corners and take glamorous pictures of her backside..... for a woman who cant sing and cant dance and has no appreciable talent execpt to be able to MARKET HERSELF AND TAP INTO THE ZIETGEIST OF THE TIMES.. she has done well. but MADD DONNA DOESNT KNOW WHEN TO QUIT IT... at 50 SHE STILL THINKS SHE IS A YOUNG WOMAN OF 20. so, she will go into her doddering yrs like CHER, hanging on to the DAUGHTERS AGE MATES and because of her MONEY, GETTING AWAY WITH ADOPTING AFRICAN KIDS ANY OLD WAY.. money does that for you.

Posted at 7:37PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by noyankhere

33. guy richie is a saint!!

Posted at 7:39PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by noyankhere

34. What's Boy George doing in there? LOL!

Posted at 7:58PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by jezzy

35. She can "reinvent" herself (British accent included) all she wants, but the real Madge is a wrinkled skanky slut ... although she does look a tad better than her BFF the scary Donnatella Versace

Posted at 8:07PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Rosemary

36. Is that Prince and Boy George in the background also?

Posted at 8:29PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by 50plusisnew30

37. Maybe she is just babysitting?

Posted at 8:37PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by SimiRN

38. My granny has a pair of sunglasses just like Madonna's. She got them when she moved to that retirement community in Miami, Florida.

Posted at 8:40PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by mif

39. Like a cougar, striking for the thirty-first time.

Posted at 8:47PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by wasted days and wasted nights

40. She is so skanky looking,,,her hands and arms are so ugly they are fugly!!

Posted at 9:12PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by imjustsayin

41. If all of this is true, WHY in the world does this woman have sex and bring children in to the world? Apparently she doesn't take her wedding vows as seriously as she takes her booty calls. I hope the Carlos and Guy remain in their children's lives as the stable person. Note to Madonna: GROW the F up! You are 50, act like it! QUIT sleezing around... I wonder if David's adoption is final? If I was that baby's mamma or papa, I would YANK that boy back home!

Posted at 9:30PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by ilovetheshowmadmen

42. So what happened to AROD?? is that over already?

Posted at 9:34PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by huh?

43. #21, Judy, LOLOLOLOL! HAHAHAHAHAH! I thought the same thing. I think I saw that bald creature at the Halloween Store back in October!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAH!

Posted at 9:42PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by ilovetheshowmadmen

44. So she's not with A-Rod any more? Did he dump her?

And if her divorcing Guy was becuse he was emotionally unavailable, one can only imagine what this 21 year old fool can be/do for her. Hell, he's barely old enough to buy her a drink!

He must be just a piece of azz and vice versa

Posted at 10:00PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Rah-Rah

45. This chick is 50 years old and hopping from BED to BED to BED like a 19 year old! Her annual list of conquests must look like the passenger list on a 767!
If she leaves her bedroom window open at night it's probably like living next to a seafood restaurant! NAAAASTY.

Posted at 11:13PM on Dec 23rd 2008 by Putting the stank on a dank!