
The Greatest Story Ever Told (About Jerky)
This down on his luck dude said he was promised a steak dinner by a guy in a Rolls-Royce -- but we don't think this is what he had in mind.

This down on his luck dude said he was promised a steak dinner by a guy in a Rolls-Royce -- but we don't think this is what he had in mind.
1. It is a pretty funny story- but also a sad one.
Posted at 2:58PM on Dec 24th 2008 by Michael
2. What a good sport. Isnt he the guy with the wooden arm from Happy Gilmore?
Posted at 3:04PM on Dec 24th 2008 by Heather
3. The dude in the Rolls-Royce is a DOUCHEBAG...You know I find comfort in knowng that ppl like that always get theres in the end...That man should be ashamed of himself!! Its f~~ up....steak dinner...I hope the dude in the Rolls_Royce gets a shoe full of SH~~ for Christmas...asshole
Posted at 3:11PM on Dec 24th 2008 by Pickles
4. TMZ's continued exploitation of the homeless for laughs... LAME
Posted at 3:13PM on Dec 24th 2008 by DirkDiggler
5. STUPID.. buy your own dinner, no ONE OWES U NOTHING!~~~
Posted at 3:34PM on Dec 24th 2008 by patti
6. Arm the homeless! That's going to be my new charity.
Posted at 4:02PM on Dec 24th 2008 by Brain Peppers
7. The down on his luck dude should save the TMZ video and sell those beef nuggets, with the bag on ebay. He'll make enough to take him and 3 of his friends out to a steak dinner. Especially if he can figure it out who the people in the fancy cars were.
More celebrities should just take off their shirt and give it to a homeless person while it's being video'd. The money the receiver could earn, could be a down payment on a house.
Posted at 4:05PM on Dec 24th 2008 by SilverLining
8. Must be a SLOW day at TMZ when they focus the camera on a NOBODY and give him his "15 minutes of Fame" for being fooled by the promise of a "steak dinner' and getting EXACTLY what he was promised! A "steak" dinner! The person in the rolls didnt say anything about dinner in a fancy eatery or Burger King now!
Posted at 4:05PM on Dec 24th 2008 by Outlaw Star
9. Damn, this story sucks. I hope the Rolls dude gets very very ill and realizes its his bad Karma, biting his ass hard.
Anyone can end up homeless, down on their luck. Sure, some people exploit others for free rides, but it is still our duty as caring people to lift them up, especially when we are so much more fortunate and at this time of the year.
Posted at 4:10PM on Dec 24th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is
10. While I agree with #5 that no one owes this guy anything (he needs to work for his own steak), if he's fallen on hard times, it's CRUEL to promise someone something and it turns out he's the butt of a joke.
Posted at 6:11PM on Dec 24th 2008 by rainbow68
11. Damn that sucks!!! That really sucks!!! You never promise a homeless man a steak dinner. Thats like telling a crackhead you have that good stuff and then you give them baking flour. But hey if anybody see a rolls royce somewhere with 4 flat tires, and an empty gas tank in the middle of nowhere, pull up real slow, and tell him KARMA'S A BITCH, BITCH!!!
Posted at 8:18PM on Dec 24th 2008 by Kitty
12. He should be thankful! Those are some expensive beef nuggets. I look at them and drool every time I'm at the supermarket but never buy them because they're like 7 bucks!
Posted at 8:52PM on Dec 24th 2008 by Campy
13. Welcome to the jungle my friend!! Guess you will not depend on anyone anymore, except the US government, who has your check!! A sick but worth while joke played on person believed to be a heavy drinker, and a drug addict!! What else is new in the neighborhood!! Hell, he was probably panhandling, which should be illegal anyhow!!
Posted at 8:54PM on Dec 24th 2008 by Texas hardcore
14. #10, i AGREE!
Posted at 9:46PM on Dec 24th 2008 by patti
15. You kidding me this homeless man should be thankful he got what he got. Think of it a big time celebrity (who btw I guess is out with his girlfriend etc...) took his time to go to the rite aid and get this man something to eat. How many of you would have done that?
Posted at 11:06PM on Dec 24th 2008 by Mark