Celebrity Feuds
Daddy Lo to Sam Ro: On Like Donkey Kong!

It's a good thing Lindsay Lohan spent Christmas away from her family -- because her dad and her GF surely would have come to blows.

Michael Lohan is firing back at Samantha Ronson (who he refers to as a "super parasite") with both barrels blazing. He's blaming her for Lindsay's blog that essentially trashed Michael and accused him of having a kid out of wedlock (still no proof it's his kid).

He told us via e-mail, "What real work has Lindsay done since Sam? Maybe she should follow Britney or Drew's paths and get rid of the darkness and come into the light."

Michael also told us he has info on Sam he hasn't released yet but, "If one more blog or statement is made people will know the entire truth. I will release emails, texts, depositions and audio tapes that will prove everything I have been saying all along. If Sam wants to play, I am ready. But she better be ready too!"

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16. The father needs to stop blaming Samantha. Freaky idiot and Lindsay vdetly inerited his personality.
The apple does not fall too far from the tree.

Posted at 2:21PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Sue

17. A psycho Jesus freak dad, a bush eating hack DJ, and a drug addicted actress who can't get arrested now.
Where's the TV show?

Posted at 3:08PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Bob Barnett

18. Gawd, talk about PARASITES, this sperm donor is the epitome of parasitic pops. He only wants Lindsay to work so there might be more cash in the pot for him to try to get. What a loser. I bet after the past few years of crazy, just chillin with Sam and not working right now is good for her. She's been working since she was a little kid.

Posted at 2:55PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

19. Maybe daddy dearest needs to get a job, instead of worrying about Lindsay working.
He sounds pissed that his meal ticket escaped.

Posted at 3:02PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Chere

20. Aha!!!!

So maybe he would like to put Lindsay under conservatorship and pay himself a hefty salary , just like Britney's father?

Maybe Lindsay had better never go home again or her dad migt lock her up ?

Posted at 3:31PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Anon

21. Ask this born again loser how many times Lindsy has been arrested since she met Sam. Maybe he should get a job and shut the hell up.

Posted at 3:46PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Here

22. WHY is he trying to intimidate Samantha?
No one cares about depositions, statements etc. and sex between consenting adults is not against the law.
He is a jerk.

Posted at 3:51PM on Dec 26th 2008 by arrrrg

23. Oh Michael, you always "have things on record" and you never release them. You are so full of S***. We all see who the bad or worse parent is now. And it's not Dina. You are one sick B******. Go back to prison you freak of nature!

Posted at 3:57PM on Dec 26th 2008 by FashionistaGA

24. Only bad parents want to work their kids from like 5 years old till they die. Leave her alone and stop relying on your kids to work for you. Get a job you loser. Pay your own Parole fees. Go away, Lindsay will never want you in her life. Grow up.

Posted at 4:01PM on Dec 26th 2008 by FashionistaGA

25. Seriously. Who the hell cares what the "truth" is about Samantha?
No one.
Lindsay picked her to be with and she is an adult .

Posted at 4:04PM on Dec 26th 2008 by wow

26. You know, Michael Lohan is a LOSER and a sorry excuse for a man and to a major degree he is to blame for Lindsay's issues that he now tries to pin on others. It was his mistreatment and emotional abuse of her that led her to first become absurdly promiscuous and now turn away from men altogether. That being said, she's an adult and she owns her own decisions and needs to grow up and get help so she can overcome her problems. She MIGHT have kicked her substance abuse problems but she has a HUGE attitude and ego problem.

As for Samantha Ronson. She strikes me as somewhat of a negative influence, yeah. She just does not strike me in any regards as any kind of a stable nor healthy individual, and I mean that both emotionally and physically. She looks like she has her own highly severe emotional issues, I mean her eyes look dead, if not borderline violent. So here we have two very sad, damaged, superficial, and hurt women (one of whom clearly despises her own female body) turning to each other and nothing good can ever come from a union between two individuals like that. People who cannot function separately can never make it together. Sometimes one strong and one week person can make it work as one influences another, but two weak people rarely do anything more than make each other weaker.

Anyway I wish they'd all go away. While I feel for Lindsay, she's also a very horrible person who treats others like crap, and that's all on her. She was a talented girl who barely stood a chance and then lost her way, and now she's just an attention-desperate wannabe and it's sad. No one cares about her really at all. It's interesting to analyze for psychological/character study purposes like I am right now, but ultimately she provides NOTHING to the entertainment industry in any way shape or form, and if anything she detracts from it. I really wish she'd make some money and stop spending it, instead putting it into a savings account and retiring away to a small town. If she truly hates paparazzi as much as she claims, and she makes no valid contributions to the craft of acting nor fashion nor music, then why does she still live and shop in the hotspots?

To Michael: Be a man for the first time in your life and shut up and go away.

To Lindsay: Stop seeking attention and creating drama little girl. Grow up and go away and deal with your daddy issues. It just might save your life.

To Dina: You made all the money off your kids you ever will, it's time to retire and be a real mother for the first time in years.

To Ali: Act your age and don't purse a career in the business.

To Sam: You're 31, not 18. Stop trying to be someone and something you are not and please stop trying to be the victor in a match against your girlfriend and her father.

To the illegitimate child: Stay far far far away from all of these people.

Posted at 4:07PM on Dec 26th 2008 by FunFreud

27. One more thing, if he is referring to Drew Barrymore, I highly doubt her parents are anything like LIndsays or Britney's. The girl did drugs a few years in her life and look at her now . She is well put together. She might have been a child actress but her parents must have done something right. So, sorry, You can't even compare her to Drew Barrymore. As for Britney, hopefully she only has one messed up parent. I think Lindsay has two. Not so sure about Dina though. But, I wouldn't trust Michael or Dina to have control over Lindsay and I doubt she needs it.

Posted at 4:09PM on Dec 26th 2008 by FashionistaGA

28. Drews father has died years ago,and Drew doesnt have any kind of relationship with her mother,she was the one who was taking her to parties and son on while Drew was a litle kid.Her mother even posed for PLayboy.Drew went in rehab over two times and managed to get over it after she took a distance from her whole family and stayed with an older friend and his wife,when she was over 25 years old.

Posted at 5:12PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Kate

29. let's go Mr. lohan UFC style no gloves no rules

Posted at 4:47PM on Dec 26th 2008 by ALF

30. Why doesn't Michael just accept the fact that Lindsey prefers girls??

Posted at 4:48PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Judith

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