We're told Burbank cops are investigating whether Shirley Jones' hubby, comedian Marty Ingels, shoplifted at a local hat store. We have the surveillance video, so judge for yourself.
You see Marty inside Baron Hats. Marty came in with a hat on his head and had several spec hats he had brought to the store for sizing. You see THE HAT he allegedly stole (worth $500) sitting on the counter (red arrow). Marty puts the hat he was wearing, along with a piece of paper, on top of THE HAT.
A short time later, Marty returns to the counter to speak with the clerk and grabs the spec hats. That's when Marty makes his move. He picks up the hat he wore into the store. Then he puts the spec hats on top of THE HAT and beats a hasty retreat -- so quickly, he forgets his cane.
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(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsSounds like he has this routine down very well. Probably worked well many times, thus the extra hats! Bummer about forgetting the cane! He must have been flustered looking for a rapid mode of egress!
And please TMZ!!! Hurry up and post more stories so the Versace bag below can go off onto an old page!
Ooopps, 'discount'. My vision was slightly impaired from the previous story!
5. Ooopps, 'discount'. My vision was slightly impaired from the previous story!
Posted at 3:42AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital discount
Don't worry about it.....i understand. I've done post-mortem care on better looking bodies than that.
Anyhoo, he stole the hat. But there are more heinous crimes that deserve more attention than this crap.
1. ooh Marty! Have your wifey buy you that next time!
Posted at 3:13AM on Dec 26th 2008 by badmarty
2. Who cares?
Posted at 3:21AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Cartman
3. Sounds like he has this routine down very well. Probably worked well many times, thus the extra hats! Bummer about forgetting the cane! He must have been flustered looking for a rapid mode of egress!
Posted at 3:36AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital dicount
4. And please TMZ!!! Hurry up and post more stories so the Versace bag below can go off onto an old page!
Posted at 3:39AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital dicount
5. Ooopps, 'discount'. My vision was slightly impaired from the previous story!
Posted at 3:42AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital discount
6. 5. Ooopps, 'discount'. My vision was slightly impaired from the previous story!
Posted at 3:42AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital discount
Don't worry about it.....i understand. I've done post-mortem care on better looking bodies than that.
Anyhoo, he stole the hat. But there are more heinous crimes that deserve more attention than this crap.
Posted at 4:05AM on Dec 26th 2008 by straight....no chaser
Reader Comments
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1. ooh Marty! Have your wifey buy you that next time!
Posted at 3:13AM on Dec 26th 2008 by badmarty
2. Who cares?
Posted at 3:21AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Cartman
3. Sounds like he has this routine down very well. Probably worked well many times, thus the extra hats! Bummer about forgetting the cane! He must have been flustered looking for a rapid mode of egress!
Posted at 3:36AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital dicount
4. And please TMZ!!! Hurry up and post more stories so the Versace bag below can go off onto an old page!
Posted at 3:39AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital dicount
5. Ooopps, 'discount'. My vision was slightly impaired from the previous story!
Posted at 3:42AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital discount
6. 5. Ooopps, 'discount'. My vision was slightly impaired from the previous story!
Posted at 3:42AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital discount
Don't worry about it.....i understand. I've done post-mortem care on better looking bodies than that.
Anyhoo, he stole the hat. But there are more heinous crimes that deserve more attention than this crap.
Posted at 4:05AM on Dec 26th 2008 by straight....no chaser
7. 1. ooh Marty! Have your wifey buy you that next time!
Posted at 3:13AM on Dec 26th 2008 by badmarty
2. Who cares?
Posted at 3:21AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Cartman
3. Sounds like he has this routine down very well. Probably worked well many times, thus the extra hats! Bummer about forgetting the cane! He must have been flustered looking for a rapid mode of egress!
Posted at 3:36AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital dicount
4. And please TMZ!!! Hurry up and post more stories so the Versace bag below can go off onto an old page!
Posted at 3:39AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital dicount
5. Ooopps, 'discount'. My vision was slightly impaired from the previous story!
Posted at 3:42AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital discount
6. 5. Ooopps, 'discount'. My vision was slightly impaired from the previous story!
Posted at 3:42AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Digital discount
Don't worry about it.....i understand. I've done post-mortem care on better looking bodies than that.
Anyhoo, he stole the hat. But there are more heinous crimes that deserve more attention than this crap.
Posted at 4:05AM on Dec 26th 2008 by straight....no chaser
Posted at 4:07AM on Dec 26th 2008 by Keyser Soze
Don't worry about it.....i understand. I've done post-mortem care on better looking bodies than that.
Anyhoo, he stole the hat. But there are more heinous crimes that deserve more attention than this crap.
Posted at 4:05AM on Dec 26th 2008 by straight....no chaser
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Yeah, but you'd be damn proud that result if you were an ancient Egyptian doing the same work!
Uh yeah, even with my bad eyesight, that's a no brainer. How humiliating!
Spell check TMZ...you call him Mary Ingels instead of Marty Ingles in the first line!
Yeah Tmz, whats up with the MARY INGELS? Your little group of illiterates need to go back to school and learn to spell. They should also slow down and proof read everything before they put it out there.
yeah, but firefly, after reading OUR comments about THEIR mistakes (spelling, grammar, etc), they usually go back and clear them up!!!
anyhow, yeah he stole it... sometimes rich people get bored, i guess-- its not about the money, its the thrill of the hunt... i doubt it was his first time, just first time caught... hopefully he'll learn his lesson after this...
my 13 cents...
















