Simon Cowell Eating for One

1. dude has more hair on him that an ape

Posted at 1:23PM on Dec 26th 2008 by NotFamous

2. ...and he needs a bra.

Posted at 1:43PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Allen

3. that hair is sexy!

Posted at 11:03AM on Dec 29th 2008 by ckitty

4. he is soooooo yummy. SIMON! i want to have your babies!!!

Posted at 2:46PM on Dec 26th 2008 by tabby

5. Simon is looking FANTASTIC these days, the sun, sand and warm water is sure agreeing with him! Looking forward to the new season of American Idol.....

Posted at 5:24PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Me

6. Everytime I see Simon Cowell I see gay. To me there is something in his whole persona that says gay. All of my gay friends say they feel strong gay vibes from him and they all believe without a doubt that he is gay. Sometime, somewhere, somehow, I feel sure it will be revealed that Simon Cowell is gay. I think some things are just too, too obvious and too convincing to be credibly denied.

Posted at 9:12PM on Dec 26th 2008 by Beverly Hills

7. I don't know why everyone keeps saying he's slimmer. He was just as toned last year. He looks AWESOMELY HAWT! He was #25 on US Mag's list of 100 Hottest Shirtless Men this year. For those of you who want to dis his amazing pecs and his lovely furry chest, J E A L O U S! Get a clue, guys. The gay slick look is out and REAL men are in. By the way, you only have to watch where his eyes go when he looks at the female contestants and you know he's definitely NOT gay. :D

Posted at 1:38AM on Dec 27th 2008 by Gina

8. Hell he could feed a hole orfanage with those booby's..........

Posted at 3:21AM on Dec 27th 2008 by phatnorm

9. He needs a bra forget of he looks skinner

Posted at 4:39PM on Dec 27th 2008 by sallymae

10. Why is he always rubbing his chest?

Posted at 6:34PM on Dec 27th 2008 by Beth To You All

11. and why does he not like white women?

Posted at 11:04AM on Dec 29th 2008 by ckitty

12. He is a HOT man. I only could hope he is GAY. Would LOVE to have him on my team and take that man for a test drive over and over and over and over YUM!

Posted at 1:17PM on Dec 29th 2008 by I'd ride it

13. He is the most GORGEOUS, SEXIEST man to ever walk the face of the planet!!!! He no longer has manboobs, they are now PECS!!! And they are HOTTTTTT, and I love them hairy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I had a beautiful chest like his, I'd be rubbing it all the time, too. His swagger is even sexier with his shirt off. Thank you, TMZ, for getting us VIDEO of Simon in Barbados!!! It's an epiphany!!!!!!

Posted at 12:23AM on Dec 31st 2008 by Barnsinger

14. Simon is hairy as a bear! But he is doable even at 50. That picture was taken at my b-day, cool!

Posted at 5:13PM on Feb 15th 2009 by Alex