Chyna is alive -- and finally sober -- after a dangerous mix of meds and booze sent her to the hospital with cuts on her arms early Saturday morning, her birthday.
We're told she was so drunk, doctors had to wait to perform a psych evaluation -- but when we got her going out to lunch yesterday (not figuratively), she told a different story.
16. "she fell into a mirror. thats how she got the cuts."
I mean really, is that the best you could come up with? You've been watching too many Lifetime stories or something. That sh!t only happens in the movies.
Posted at 11:17AM on Dec 29th 2008 by ROFLMAO
17. the people who refer to her as "joanie" must know chyna on a personal level...
it's admirable that they are defending her on this site...however...
they also are ignoring the elephant in the room...this woman has major issues !!!
until she deal's it up...expect to see more of this self-destructive behavior...
Posted at 11:21AM on Dec 29th 2008 by northern gypsy
18. by ROFLMAO:
not true.. it does happen .. my son fell into a picture frame and had 19 stitches.. so it CAN happen.. just not in this case.
Posted at 12:22PM on Dec 29th 2008 by TAZMOROCKS
19. I amost got cushed beween her thighs. Lucky fo me, doc Drew was there.
Posted at 12:22PM on Dec 29th 2008 by Jeff Conaway
20. the sun is out and overhead...we wake with skin still quivering from the night's delight...but, we must take note of our day's dilemna...how to forge on?...while thoughts of past ecstasy remain vivid within our being...we rise, we shower, we dress...all the while, the tingle remains...in those secret parts, that dare we reveal...can we suppress that which we desire?...a desire so strong that we see in everyone, a chance to act on that desire...friend or stranger, acquaintance or unknown...we look at all, believing that they can unleash that we have come to expect...yearn...hide....defuse...ignore, no more....the want is too strong...the quest reborn, find that, the feeling that warms the innermost within ourselves...can we hold on 'til the search is no more?...find the strength, find the fortitude...that will be rewarded at searches end...when night falls, the prize will be found...return to your comfort, retreat to your den of delight...be pleased that you will receive that which you have searched for...ssshhh...ssshhh...go now...go now and claim your prize...reward yourself with the zealous fervor, that cannot be descirbed...go now..go now,,.feel the pleasures, you have waited for since you felt it's all-encompassing power...muscles twitch...body writhing...mind racing....racing to the climax of all you have wanted...go now...go on....
Posted at 12:27PM on Dec 29th 2008 by giRl cRush bFf
21. Lay off the meds and booze!!!
Posted at 12:58PM on Dec 29th 2008 by ummmmmmmm
22. Shes a loser, loser, loser. She did not even help my show's ratings. The CHIA pet lost the round with drugs, alcohol etc. She's a Gutter hasbeen with Danny Bonadouchie !!
Posted at 1:07PM on Dec 29th 2008 by Dr. Drew
23. The camera man said something about the UFC tragedies carrying over to the wrestling realm....HUH!?!??! More like the wrestling tragedies are moving over to the UFC realm...only they are getting shot and lost in the desert. Wrestlers have a loooooooooong track record over overdosing from prescription pills...apparently this camera man doesn't know too much about that. I wouldn't be surprised if the story TMZ originally reported was true. Not one bit surprised.
Posted at 1:15PM on Dec 29th 2008 by Matty K
24. THE FOLLOWING WAS POSTED BY CHYNA ON HER OFFICIAL SITE!
" I just want to address all my fans who have been calling and sending me such wonderful messages.
On Friday night, after the LOVECHILD video shoot I went out with a couple of friends to celebrate the end of a great shoot and my birthday. We had a couple of drinks and much to my embarrassment I forgot that I was taking a medication that DOES NOT mix with alcohol at all. OOPS!!!
We made it to my house were I proceeded to black out and fall into my mirrored closet doors. OUCH!!! I got some minor cuts and bruises on my arms and legs which must have looked pretty bad to my friends because they panicked and called 911. (To them I apologize.)
I spent about half the day Saturday at St. Joseph's Hospital emergency room and was released by the doctor’s without being admitted to the hospital. The psych evaluation was done and they let me out anyway. MY BAD!!!
You can catch me on TMZ where they caught me eating brunch with my friends this morning, Sunday 12/28/08
I’m fine and just a little embarrassed. I’ll be hanging with my friends through the New Year and be appearing in a feature film I just wrapped as well as the LOVECHILD video in early 2009.
I’m putting the finishing touches on my 2nd book. Look for the release in late 2009.
Sincerely,
CHYNA"
P.S. All you kids out there, PLEASE read the label on the bottle if you are prescribed medicine from your doctor.
Posted at 2:44PM on Dec 29th 2008 by Derek
25. Joanie/Chyna,
First of all, Happy Birthday! For your 36th year, I wish you the ability to have a life without meds/alcohol taking anymore of your precious time. Anybody taking medication should always be aware of how it interacts with alcohol BEFORE consuming any. If you're taking so many meds that you're not keeping track of interaction risks, then you rethink the medication option or just don't drink. You only have to look at the loss of Heath Ledger last year to see how dangerous mixing meds/alcohol can be. Have you forgotten about Anna Nicole and her son too? Medication is no joke and I would hate to read about you being the next loss because of prescription meds/alcohol. You've done so much for the image of strong and sexy women; don't waste your life being wasted ok?
*hugs*
Someone who cares in San Diego
Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 29th 2008 by Helene
26. While he/she was under, did anybody check for a penis??????
Posted at 7:26PM on Dec 29th 2008 by CriticXtreme
27. P.S. All you kids out there, PLEASE read the label on the bottle if you are prescribed medicine from your doctor.
Posted at 10:16PM on Dec 29th 2008 by PoorProductions
28. TMZ DONT EDIT MY COMMENT.
I HOPE KIDS ARENT BEING PRESCRIBED THE TYPES OF MEDS SHES TAKING.... SHE COULD HAVE ADDRESSED IT AS ADULTS READ YOUR BLA BLAH BLAH..... NOT KIDS... THATS F'N RIDICULOUS.
Posted at 10:19PM on Dec 29th 2008 by PoorProductions
29. ALL ENTERTAINERS THINK WAY TO MUCH OF THEMSELVES
THEIR LIVES ARE SCREWED UP AND THEY ARE A BAD EXAMPLE TO ALL THOSE THAT WANT TO EMULATE THEM.
Posted at 9:08PM on Jan 4th 2009 by SOUTH TEXICAN
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